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Originally posted by Pip*:

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Originally posted by skive:

Oh I have had many Brian Belos over the years!

'Miss why have I go an F?'
'Because the assignment was on Romeo and Juliet, and you wrote about the guy from So Solid Crew. Have you not been listening in class about shakespeare?'
'Who's Shakespeare? Does he sell cider?'

That made me spit my wine all over the keyboard.

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
i've heard of brian belo...whose this shakespeare geezer then?????.........

He was in BB2, you know the one who went into the diary room and said "is this a knife I see before me".

He got chucked out for plotting to murder Duncan.

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Originally posted by skive:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
i've heard of brian belo...whose this shakespeare geezer then?????.........

He was in BB2, you know the one who went into the diary room and said "is this a knife I see before me".

He got chucked out for plotting to murder Duncan.

....ooooo i don't like him then...poor dunky........

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Originally posted by skive:


He was in BB2, you know the one who went into the diary room and said "is this a knife I see before me".

He got chucked out for plotting to murder Duncan.

'He seems alright then, I might take him to Lakeside wiv me'

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Originally posted by Pip*:

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Originally posted by skive:


He was in BB2, you know the one who went into the diary room and said "is this a knife I see before me".

He got chucked out for plotting to murder Duncan.

'He seems alright then, I might take him to Lakeside wiv me'

you're muggin me off....i look a right yogurt top now......

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:


you're muggin me off....i look a right yogurt top now......

Spongey my bad, ere, ave a cider and we'll go down faces

You two are making me laugh my head off and mr skive has gone to bed early with toothache (and therefore swine flu ) so I'm trying not to laugh too loud and now wine has come out of my nose.

ohhhhh faces that's my favourite club innit....they play well good stuff..i like ave 30 ciders like innit n then ave a kebab an a pizza....brilliant...

i fink i wet my trahsers.....

Just for you

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Originally posted by skive:
You two are making me laugh my head off and mr skive has gone to bed early with toothache (and therefore swine flu ) so I'm trying not to laugh too loud and now wine has come out of my nose.

i kid you not.....mr sponge sneezed yesterday and said.....'shall i phone the swine flu helpline?'.....

he was phoning bloody accident and emergency by the time i finished with him......

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Originally posted by Veggieburger:


Just for you

awwwwwwwwwww veggieeeeeeeeeeeee.....fanks xxxxxx

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:



i kid you not.....mr sponge sneezed yesterday and said.....'shall i phone the swine flu helpline?'.....

he was phoning bloody accident and emergency by the time i finished with him......

If he was still able to operate a phone then you obviously let him off lightly

Indeed you do, but why this time?

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Originally posted by Veggieburger:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:



i kid you not.....mr sponge sneezed yesterday and said.....'shall i phone the swine flu helpline?'.....

he was phoning bloody accident and emergency by the time i finished with him......

If he was still able to operate a phone then you obviously let him off lightly

that's cos i'm a nice wife innit????......

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
ohhhhh faces that's my favourite club innit....they play well good stuff..i like ave 30 ciders like innit n then ave a kebab an a pizza....brilliant...

i fink i wet my trahsers.....

Mateeee Jack Tweed is DJing that night it'll be wicked and hopefully we'll see some fit birds and she'll take your trousers off!

oh don't get me started on the raging hyponchondriac that is currently snoozing away upstairs!

Suffice to say I promised him that if he did die of swine flu I'd apologise at his funeral.

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Originally posted by *KG*:
Indeed you do, but why this time?

yer lost me there kg.......

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Originally posted by Pip*:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
ohhhhh faces that's my favourite club innit....they play well good stuff..i like ave 30 ciders like innit n then ave a kebab an a pizza....brilliant...

i fink i wet my trahsers.....

Mateeee Jack Tweed is DJing that night it'll be wicked and hopefully we'll see some fit birds and she'll take your trousers off!

shut up shut uuuuup no no ...really like...you not muggin me off like innit?

that'd be well good..proper mint an everyfin...proper like fit birds with big jazooki blunderbags an everyfin...brilliant......

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Originally posted by *KG*:
Indeed you do, but why this time?

KG you are so ace! Read the title and pile in, the details will become clear soon enough!

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Originally posted by skive:
oh don't get me started on the raging hyponchondriac that is currently snoozing away upstairs!

Suffice to say I promised him that if he did die of swine flu I'd apologise at his funeral.

i think that's fair enough mate to be honest....... ...just a quick mumbled apology though...

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by skive:
You two are making me laugh my head off and mr skive has gone to bed early with toothache (and therefore swine flu ) so I'm trying not to laugh too loud and now wine has come out of my nose.

i kid you not.....mr sponge sneezed yesterday and said.....'shall i phone the swine flu helpline?'.....

he was phoning bloody accident and emergency by the time i finished with him......

i think there are lots doing that ............I'm sure that the statistics are greatly inflated ......there are some who have got a cold /or even not .....ringing up and describing the symptoms ..............a week or ten days off work is an attractive proposition.

I for one really dont believe the numbers reprted are anything like true.

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

shut up shut uuuuup no no ...really like...you not muggin me off like innit?

that'd be well good..proper mint an everyfin...proper like fit birds with big jazooki blunderbags an everyfin...brilliant......

I knaaa...the fing is i dunnah if they want me for my dosh or my enormous wing wang

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Originally posted by Pip*:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

shut up shut uuuuup no no ...really like...you not muggin me off like innit?

that'd be well good..proper mint an everyfin...proper like fit birds with big jazooki blunderbags an everyfin...brilliant......

I knaaa...the fing is i dunnah if they want me for my dosh or my enormous wing wang

get aht....get aht....the fit birds iz always rahnd me innit...i'm like proper celeb me ..i'm like loaded in bish bosh an in the trahser department.

i can like buy a bird like a pepperoni pizza now....

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by Pip*:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

shut up shut uuuuup no no ...really like...you not muggin me off like innit?

that'd be well good..proper mint an everyfin...proper like fit birds with big jazooki blunderbags an everyfin...brilliant......

I knaaa...the fing is i dunnah if they want me for my dosh or my enormous wing wang

get aht....get aht....the fit birds iz always rahnd me innit...i'm like proper celeb me ..i'm like loaded in bish bosh an in the trahser department.

i can like buy a bird like a pepperoni pizza now....

Shut uppppp
Propah dominoes stuff, not aldi's finest?

yeah like proppa proppa pizza...iz great innit?...i'm like yeah c'mon fit birds i'll take yer dahn the hut for one.....

noo nooooo shut uuuuuup i meant like a pizza at pizza hut not the ova...you're embarrasin me nah....gawd i'm a right yogurt top me.....

Go Spongey!!1

I couldn't do it..I wouldn't do it!

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Originally posted by queenshaks:


Go Spongey!!1

I couldn't do it..I wouldn't do it!

q xxxxxxxx

it's had an effect....i've turned into brian belo.......

ohhhh sorry sponge mayte, I forget see, we is minted nah, no more dates daaan romford, we is gaan places iniit.

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Originally posted by evviva!:
oooh, that's a big one

*fnar* Is that the kinda praise she was looking for?

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:


q xxxxxxxx

it's had an effect....i've turned into brian belo.......

Not Brian Belo??

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Pip*:
ohhhh sorry sponge mayte, I forget see, we is minted nah, no more dates daaan romford, we is gaan places iniit.[/QUOTE

yeah we got top picks mate...we can ave all da fit birds we want.we can go up west lahndan n that.....

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Originally posted by queenshaks:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:


q xxxxxxxx

it's had an effect....i've turned into brian belo.......

Not Brian Belo??

in the words of brian dowling.....

q....hold me....hold me!!!!......

Am a holding...tight!!

Lol I can't be doing this anymore, I feel IQ points falling out of my head

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Originally posted by Pip*:
Lol I can't be doing this anymore, I feel IQ points falling out of my head

i can't afford to lose any........

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Originally posted by queenshaks:
Am a holding...tight!!

*clings on*......

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by Pip*:
Lol I can't be doing this anymore, I feel IQ points falling out of my head

i can't afford to lose any........

I still be theres more up there than here

where'd ski go????.......maybe mr skive has got the porky flu.........

Ooh Er I hopes not
She will be nurse skive all week long

eggsackerly pip...an that'll interfere with forum time........