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...a plastic sachet containing what was purported to be Silvio Berlusconi's semen last night. Handed to me by a woman with 47% third degree burns. It was gift wrapped in shiney gold paper.

Sometimes I wonder about my life.

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Dame_Ann_AverageMember VIP10 years

8/29/095:06 PM

Gabriel PennywiseMember

STOP SHOWING OFF.

8/29/095:07 PM

Karma_Member

Another normal night in Glasgow then?

8/29/095:07 PM

cologne 1Member Memoriam

I wonder about your life too.

8/29/095:08 PM

riversiderMember

How? Where ? Why?
Please tell more...

8/29/095:08 PM

profileMember

quote:
Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:
STOP SHOWING OFF.

I'm sorry

8/29/095:09 PM

TrueBlueMember

quote:
Originally posted by Karma_:
Another normal night in Glasgow then?

Last week I came home with an inflatable snake wrapped around me.

8/29/095:09 PM

carotinoMember

Looks like you're on the up

8/29/095:09 PM

Yellow RoseMember

quote:
Originally posted by profile:
...a plastic sachet containing what was purported to be Silvio Berlusconi's semen last night. Handed to me by a woman with 47% third degree burns. It was gift wrapped in shiney gold paper.

Sometimes I wonder about my life.

If I was you I'd wonder too

who's Silvio whatshisname anyway

8/29/095:10 PM

Former Member

Was it still warm?

8/29/095:11 PM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

Silvio Berlusconi is the Italian Prime Minister YR and he has connections with AC Milan football club

8/29/095:11 PM

profileMember

quote:
Originally posted by carotino:
Looks like you're on the up

Sideways, I'd say, sideways.

I need to move back to Dalston. Things like this don't happen there.

8/29/095:12 PM

profileMember

quote:
Originally posted by darloboy07:
Silvio Berlusconi is the Italian Prime Minister YR and he has connections with AC Milan football club .

And ****ing massive testicles judging by last night.

8/29/095:12 PM

riversiderMember

quote:
Originally posted by profile:
quote:
Originally posted by carotino:
Looks like you're on the up

Sideways, I'd say, sideways.

I need to move back to Dalston. Things like this don't happen there.

Things like what, please more

8/29/095:14 PM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

quote:
Originally posted by profile:
quote:
Originally posted by darloboy07:
Silvio Berlusconi is the Italian Prime Minister YR and he has connections with AC Milan football club .

And ****ing massive testicles judging by last night.

. Well he is a randy man

, he gets up to some shall we say some naughty activities apparently

8/29/095:15 PM

Gabriel PennywiseMember

quote:
Originally posted by profile:
quote:
Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:
STOP SHOWING OFF.

I'm sorry

I'll forgive you. At least you're not like that Trooo showing off about her snake.

8/29/095:16 PM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

Ballack scored today GP

8/29/095:17 PM

Gabriel PennywiseMember

It was a fabulous goal. He should do more headers with his great big swede.

8/29/095:19 PM

TrueBlueMember

quote:
Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:
quote:
Originally posted by profile:
quote:
Originally posted by Gabriel Pennywise:
STOP SHOWING OFF.

I'm sorry

I'll forgive you. At least you're not like that Trooo showing off about her snake.

I wasn't showing off when I had to face work on the Monday.

8/29/095:19 PM

Yellow RoseMember

quote:
Originally posted by darloboy07:
Silvio Berlusconi is the Italian Prime Minister YR and he has connections with AC Milan football club .

Thanks Darlo

duh!! I should have remembered he's a prime Minister, I'm more up on that kind of thing than I am on fotball lol

8/29/095:27 PM

Little Miss SpursMember

Are you still hungover?!

8/30/091:22 AM

profileMember

Said package is now perched on my laptop. I might put it in me coffee.

8/30/091:31 AM

CagneyMember

Aww I miss Glasgow

8/30/091:47 AM

SanMember

quote:
Originally posted by profile:
Said package is now perched on my laptop. I might put it in me coffee.

I imagined there was a mug full on it's own without needing to add it to coffee

Was it tasty?

8/30/092:05 AM

SJMember

Sounds brilliant. Was it still warm, someone else already asked, but its a good question.
You could put it in your coffee, or wait a bit and put it on eBay.

8/30/092:17 AM

MazzystarMember

quote:
Originally posted by profile:
Said package is now perched on my laptop. I might put it in me coffee.

Careful...you may have been conned and some random druggie may have sold it off to some unsuspecting poncy type who'd fall for that load of bollox......

8/30/093:24 AM

profileMember

That always happens to me. I think I'm getting a bag of sperm and it turns out to be class A.

8/30/093:55 AM

Karma_Member

quote:
Originally posted by profile:
That always happens to me. I think I'm getting a bag of sperm and it turns out to be class A.

I can think of worse results

8/30/093:59 AM

fookatMember

quote:
Originally posted by profile:
That always happens to me. I think I'm getting a bag of sperm and it turns out to be class A.

I came home without Mr Fookat who got very drunk and got very embarrasing at our friends house. I left about 2am

He came in about 5am talking to himself for ages and looking for his baccy in the wardrobe

8/30/093:59 AM

MazzystarMember

quote:
Originally posted by profile:
That always happens to me. I think I'm getting a bag of sperm and it turns out to be class A.

Actually...they do grade sperm.And they have annual conferences too.In Manchester.

8/30/094:05 AM

profileMember

quote:
Originally posted by Karma_:
quote:
Originally posted by profile:
That always happens to me. I think I'm getting a bag of sperm and it turns out to be class A.

I can think of worse results

lolz, quite.

8/30/094:09 AM

Karma_Member

quote:
Originally posted by profile:
quote:
Originally posted by Karma_:
quote:
Originally posted by profile:
That always happens to me. I think I'm getting a bag of sperm and it turns out to be class A.

I can think of worse results

lolz, quite.

lolz?? You been hanging about with that ned with the 3 teeth again?

8/30/094:19 AM

15:10Member

8/30/094:23 AM

BlackpudlianMember

Which aisle of Tesco did you get it from?

8/30/095:18 AM

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