Last night when I was semi-asleep, I remember flailing my hand across my face and catching it with my nail. Today, I've got a bliddy scratch right in the centre of my forehead. I wouldn't mind, but I don't even have long nails!
Has anyone else managed to do themself a mischief while asleep?
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Ouch! 
I don't think I've been self abusive in bed, but Mr Blizz did thump me once, in his sleep!
I don't think I've been self abusive in bed, but Mr Blizz did thump me once, in his sleep!
Mr D once raked his razor-sharp toenail talon across my leg while he was asleep. I shrieked and he mumbled something about "overreacting" and went back to zzzzz.
Didn't repeat the slur when he saw the gouge he'd taken out of my shin the next day! 
I make him cut them, these days..
I have woken up with a hand on my face and had trouble lifting it off only to find out it was my OWN dead arm..........it seems to take ages to bring it back to life. but when it does it is such a relief...
....it seems to take ages to bring it back to life. but when it does it is such a relief...
Reference: lal
have woken up with a hand on my face and had trouble lifting it off only to find out it was my OWN dead arm
That made me laugh lal! 
Forum nocturnal madness lives..!
Mr. Cosi kept shoving and pushing me one night and saying I was snoring way too loudly and keeping him awake. After numerous nudges I sat half-upright in bed and attempted to wait for him to doze off (see how nice I am?).
He zonked out and I laid back down.
Then, just as I was about to go off to sleep myself he shoved me again.
Boy did I kick him back hard (harder) and give him an earful.
The snoring was coming from the dog (a-kip on the landing). 
Mr. Cosi kept shoving and pushing me one night and saying I was snoring way too loudly and keeping him awake. After numerous nudges I sat half-upright in bed and attempted to wait for him to doze off (see how nice I am?).
He zonked out and I laid back down.
Then, just as I was about to go off to sleep myself he shoved me again.
Boy did I kick him back hard (harder
) and give him an earful.The snoring was coming from the dog (a-kip on the landing).
My hubby is a very restless sleeper, I've narrowly escaped a black eye on several occasions. I do get very cross when he starts flailing around during the middle of the night and have been known to give him a thump. It's actually quite frightening when you're sound asleep to be awakened like that, we've got a huge superking bed now to minimise the risk, but I couldn't entirely rule out the chance that I'll end up with a bruise or something at some point.