I'll marry you. If you buy me a massive diamond
China
Get her drunk an then drag her to a register office in a wheelbarrow an then when she wakes up next day ,
say hello Mrs China
Get her drunk an then drag her to a register office in a wheelbarrow an then when she wakes up next day ,
say hello Mrs China
If at first you don't succeed, try, try and try again!!
ta for the suggestions-im quite keen on the wheelbarrow idea 
and nah, tartanveg, its not a wind up-it is true-one day i'll take her up the aisle
*waits for blizzie to run in cos of the hint of smut*
and nah, tartanveg, its not a wind up-it is true-one day i'll take her up the aisle
*waits for blizzie to run in cos of the hint of smut*
China
You can put white silk ribbon on the side of the wheelbarrow if you are a romantic guy
You can put white silk ribbon on the side of the wheelbarrow if you are a romantic guy
If your good enough to live with your good enough to marry
Next time you try, use these EXACT words....
"Darling, do you want to go look at some engagement rings in Cartier?"
"Darling, do you want to go look at some engagement rings in Cartier?"
Aw China,I wouldn't offer anymore and see what the outcome is. (Thats just my opinion)
The best day of my life was when my hubby asked me to marry him -I literally walked on clouds for days afterwards (couldn't believe that someone loved me enough to spend the rest of his life with me)
The best day of my life was when my hubby asked me to marry him -I literally walked on clouds for days afterwards (couldn't believe that someone loved me enough to spend the rest of his life with me)
I hate my looks n my hubby is good looking n i havent a clue what he sees in me
quote:Originally posted by ilovewillyoung:
I hate my looks n my hubby is good looking n i havent a clue what he sees in me
awwww!
ive said before its cos you seem a lovely person!
its no good being a looker and having a hateful personality
quote:Originally posted by china:quote:Originally posted by ilovewillyoung:
I hate my looks n my hubby is good looking n i havent a clue what he sees in me
awwww!
ive said before its cos you seem a lovely person!
its no good being a looker and having a hateful personality
Thats a lovely thing to say thankyou n i think your oh is mad not to marry you
quote:Originally posted by ilovewillyoung:quote:Originally posted by china:quote:Originally posted by ilovewillyoung:
I hate my looks n my hubby is good looking n i havent a clue what he sees in me
awwww!
ive said before its cos you seem a lovely person!
its no good being a looker and having a hateful personality
Thats a lovely thing to say thankyou n i think your oh is mad not to marry you
ta
shall WE run away together-we can live in my camper van
quote:Originally posted by china:quote:Originally posted by ilovewillyoung:quote:Originally posted by china:quote:Originally posted by ilovewillyoung:
I hate my looks n my hubby is good looking n i havent a clue what he sees in me
awwww!
ive said before its cos you seem a lovely person!
its no good being a looker and having a hateful personality
Thats a lovely thing to say thankyou n i think your oh is mad not to marry you
ta
shall WE run away together-we can live in my camper van
lol u would run a mile
Aww China, I hope one day she`ll realise how lucky she is to have you and then she will say yes.
quote:Originally posted by Penny Gabrielwise:Ajajajaajaquote:Originally posted by Bagel Queen:quote:Originally posted by Penny Gabrielwise:
Oooh!
*licks Bagel*
look what we bought this week:
Late wedding present
ooh very nice
..when do you move in? 
quote:Originally posted by Bagel Queen:quote:Originally posted by Penny Gabrielwise:Ajajajaajaquote:Originally posted by Bagel Queen:quote:Originally posted by Penny Gabrielwise:
Oooh!
*licks Bagel*
look what we bought this week:
Late wedding present
ooh very nice
Nice! Too many walls though..
quote:Originally posted by Hotpants Helen:
I think Old Hippy is spoken for.
JUST A COTTON PICKIN MINUTE!!!!
lets hear the FULL proposition FIRST!!
I mean will I be kept in a manner to which I have
become accustomed? AND, how much money has
he got?
quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:quote:Originally posted by Hotpants Helen:
I think Old Hippy is spoken for.
JUST A COTTON PICKIN MINUTE!!!!
lets hear the FULL proposition FIRST!!
I mean will I be kept in a manner to which I have
become accustomed? AND, how much money has
he got?
quote:Originally posted by china:
ta for the suggestions-im quite keen on the wheelbarrow idea
and nah, tartanveg, its not a wind up-it is true-one day i'll take her up the aisle
*waits for blizzie to run in cos of the hint of smut*
Where did I get this reputation?
I felt sorry for the woman on DOND today, she's been with her partner for 30 years and wants to get married but he refuses to. He was in the audience and Noel was trying to persuade him but he'd have none of it. He said he once "thought" of getting engaged to her, he made a point of saying he "thought" about it, but never has.
I suppose the fact they've been together 30 years says a lot these days but I wondered why he was so against marrying her, I just didn't like his attitude.
I hope you get a "yes" one day
I suppose the fact they've been together 30 years says a lot these days but I wondered why he was so against marrying her, I just didn't like his attitude.
I hope you get a "yes" one day
Stop asking that's what my husband did with me. He use to ask on a regular basis with me saying no every time. Suddenly he stopped asking me, when I asked why he told me he was sick of me saying no. Within a couple of weeks I had asked him, we were married within eight weeks and we've been together 15yrs.
quote:Originally posted by Mentalist:
Stop asking that's what my husband did with me. He use to ask on a regular basis with me saying no every time. Suddenly he stopped asking me, when I asked why he told me he was sick of me saying no. Within a couple of weeks I had asked him, we were married within eight weeks and we've been together 15yrs.
That's lovely.
quote:Originally posted by china:
NO!
ive asked loads of times but she refuses
i'll try again later
You'll try again later? It's not like you're asking her to pop down the shop for a paper
Why not have a forum wedding? We'll all be witnesses. I'm sure the Rev Dim Dale would be happy to officiate and you'd both get what you want. You'd be wed and she'd be totally unaware that she's in a state of cybermatrimony.
We could have drinks and nibbles and everything.
We could have drinks and nibbles and everything.
quote:Originally posted by Mentalist:
Stop asking that's what my husband did with me. He use to ask on a regular basis with me saying no every time. Suddenly he stopped asking me, when I asked why he told me he was sick of me saying no. Within a couple of weeks I had asked him, we were married within eight weeks and we've been together 15yrs.
I ask my husband for a bit of the other on a regular basis, so d'ya think if I stop asking I may eventually get some?