I bet you are

hahahahaha!

Evening Dave 

I wouldn't get too excited....... there's a load of "real" people going in the house in a few weeks.....Dave is a popular name over here.

Dave is my middle name.

I hope there are no more Daves going in. It gets old seeing "Dave is a wanker!" "Dave takes the piss", especially when I don't know if that is good or bad.

You were just unlucky last time.......cos Dave did happen to be a wanker (bad thing). The next Dave could be lovely, and then you might get threads like "phwooooaaarrrr Dave is hot!" (a good thing)

 Language Timothy, purlease....ladies present!

I guess then, that both are bad, hahaha.

Well the most recent Dave was a complete weirdo fake monk.  So, yeh, that's kinda unfortunate.  The Dave before him (BB10) was nice though.

I must insist that if there is another Dave, good or bad, that you vote him out IMMEDIATELY.

That may not be as easy it sounds Dave..... they've changed it to a vote to save.

Then there shall be massive protests, public strikes, letter campaigns to the Queen, and anything else I can think of!

right?

He's used to this.

we've umped the ante over here on our protesting Dave 

less of the letter writing..    more looting & general thuggery 

@ Lori AND Ditty. (too lazy to post twice)

I'm going the more Ghandi route. Don't want to incite riots and unrest, just want to get my point across.

So, you'll be fasting then?

Oh, wait...was that Ghandi?

I was trying to think of famous Daves here in the UK....this was the best I could do....

Dave Lee Travis...ex Radio DJ and wearer of the beard...

I think you are ok for this CBB then Dave....

Unless the more with it forum peeps can think of others...which I am sure they will!!!!!

This one is verrrrrry popular

I'm happy that Dave is happy.

He'd probably send Nick in instead...

 A happy Dave is worth two in the bush...or summat like that 

You do realise Dave that a housemate could be called Dave Fotherington-Winklebottom III and none of us would be any the wiser as to what they're like cos we're not getting any live feed to make an assessment 

Psst!!  Dave!!!   Don't let on your middle name's Lucien whatever you do!

Dave used to look like this....without the glasses.

*knows Dave's middle name and considers blackmail*

His surname isn't Lyons I hope.

That would be a double whammy.

Heard a rumour you're jedward's brother but won't repeat it to anyone

I don't know who jedward is. 

sorry but         ignorance is no defence      

SOMEone hasn't been paying attention!

Believe me Dave, that makes you very, very lucky.

Hmm? 

It's actually 'who Jedward ARE" - Jonathan and Edward. They sang for Ireland in the Eurovision Song Contest earlier this year.

Dave does NOT look like THAT.

I liked this Dave much better.

I don't think ANYBODY could look like that! (Jedward, that is.)