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I woke up early this morning, donned my dirty boots, jeans and scruffy t-shirt and did a list of DIY around the house....without any prompting I might add! I've sanded, varnished, used tools and done all those manly things that you leave for another day.

Bloody hell, Mrs Trollop thinks all his birthdays have come at once, hes stood over me all morning cooing, smiling and making bacon butties. I swear, when the drill was going I could sense the sexual tension!

3 hrs later, we've been jiggy, I've had breakfast and hes happy as Larry running around with his duster and polish! Whys it taken me so long to discover this ploy? I fear I've made a rod for my own back now though. I can see him furtively eyeing up the paintwork outside

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Former Member

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I fear I've made a rod for my own back now though.

Did you use an electric saw to do that? Or was it a standard rip saw?

12/19/094:21 AM

TrollopMember

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Did you use an electric saw to do that? Or was it a standard rip saw?

I filed it down out of an old piece of copper pipe.

12/19/094:32 AM

SaintMember 10 years

I hope to God not a tenon saw (nay, even coping saw!!!)
Now THAT wud be making work for yourself

12/19/094:35 AM

Garage JoeMember

I don't know my Dovetail from my Fret. I would get someone in.
However I have spent the last ninety minutes on and off (as it were) wrapping gifts.

12/19/094:38 AM

TrollopMember

God does nobody understand the sheer exhilaration of holding a powertool?! Well..admittedly it was only a mouse sander and a drill but it did the trick

12/19/094:42 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

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admittedly it was only a mouse sander

What have you done?

12/19/094:53 AM

TrollopMember

OMG Lizzie....whats that! It looks like a foreskin with feet

12/19/095:00 AM

jacksonbMember

12/19/095:00 AM

Former Member

Ohh trollop have a lemsip ffs

12/19/095:01 AM

TrollopMember

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Ohh trollop have a lemsip ffs

Shut up side-salad! I think your skirtings need dusting and touching up

12/19/095:04 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

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OMG Lizzie....whats that! It looks like a foreskin with feet

*** hides the tool ***

12/19/095:10 AM

Former Member

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Shut up side-salad! I think your skirtings need dusting and touching up

go on then since your in the mood

ill let mrs trollop film you do it as well *hands over duster* *im all heart me*

12/19/095:42 AM

TrollopMember

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on then since your in the mood ill let mrs trollop film you do it as well *hands over duster* *im all heart me*

We expect to be fed!

12/19/095:47 AM

Former Member

ill do you your fave

a nice fish finger

12/19/095:52 AM

Former Member

12/19/095:53 AM

TrollopMember

You spoil me Gyps you do, you do, YOU DO!

12/19/098:58 AM

LeccyMember

@ This thread.

12/19/099:49 AM

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