A flounce always has a positve outcome, either they are helped and supported and they stay a happy FM, or they decide to go and be a happy ex FM.
I have a (real life) friend who keeps flouncing off Facebook. :| She's done it 4 times now, then always comes back 3-4 days later. I don't get that. Why not just not sign in? Why delete the profile then come back and look a twat.
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Why not just not sign in?
See that's what I think too.
I've deleted facebook a couple of times.....I have the willpower of a gnat so sometimes I need to take that extra step to stop me logging in.
I use it as an incentive to get stuff done. Y'know, like taking treats away from your kids and they cant have it back til they've earned it!
I use it as an incentive to get stuff done. Y'know, like taking treats away from your kids and they cant have it back til they've earned it!
Yes but did you make a huge announcement and tell everyone they smell so there?
No I forgot. 
PAH! 
Make sure you do it next time.
Make sure you do it next time.
Damn..I was hoping this thread would be full of illicit lesbian fantasies.
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To grab your attention?
It doesn't work. Nobody takes any notice 'cos she does it so often!
"Damn..I was hoping this thread would be full of illicit lesbian fantasies."
PMSL
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Moonbeams 2175 Forum PostsToday at 12:52 PM (Edited: ) "Damn..I was hoping this thread would be full of illicit lesbian fantasies." PMSL
LOL!!!!So did I!!!!!!
Most flouncers don't really want to leave, they just want reassurance that they'll be missed. Others, like Storm like to leave in a blaze of glory and never return...whatever floats your boat is fine by me.
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Most flouncers don't really want to leave, they just want reassurance that they'll be missed. Others, like Storm like to leave in a blaze of glory and never return...whatever floats your boat is fine by me.
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She's most probably still here
Oh well! It was still a bloody good flounce
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Veggieburger offline 3921 Forum Posts Yesterday at 14:10 (Edited: ) This poem may explain it a bit Slam the door as you go out by Jim Burns I didn't tell them when or where i was going, merely went, and when I returned I found they'd never missed me. In future, I'll announce my departures in a loud voice, and I bet they'll talk about me as soon as I'm gone report · permalink
I love it!!
I love it!!
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Damn..I was hoping this thread would be full of illicit lesbian fantasies.
I'll get them all drunk later, and see what we can do. 
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Cinds offline 3273 Forum Posts Today at 09:07 (Edited: ) Reference: Damn..I was hoping this thread would be full of illicit lesbian fantasies. I'll get them all drunk later, and see what we can do.
I'm on my 2nd lager . . .
I'm on my 2nd lager . . .
I also thought this thread was going to be full of bi-curious nortiness.
Whheeyyyyy heyyyyy heyyyyyy!!!!! *makes a note to hunt track Ms Golightly down later*
Grand departures. Grand arrivals.
Take your pick.
Take your pick.
I think part of the reason is that people feel they have 'invested' a lot of time in a place, and therefore want to make some kind of statement. Understandable.
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'invested' a lot of time in a place
oh pmsl! That is total spin! You keep telling yourself that Fabienne
*crosses out the words waste/wasted/wasting out of dictionary... and writes 'invest/invested/investing*
Ditty, what on earth do you mean?
fab and ditty
Whheeyyyyy heyyyyy heyyyyyy!!!!! *makes a note to hunt track Ms Golightly down later*
OK, 2 double vodka's later - where d'ya want me ?! (Just waiting for my torrid affair to arrive) (Yes I'm bragging! )
OK, 2 double vodka's later - where d'ya want me ?! (Just waiting for my torrid affair to arrive) (Yes I'm bragging!
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I've been doing this for 10 years now. Still haven't understood the phenomenon that is foracide.
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Grand departures. Grand arrivals. Take your pick.
Nah, flounces are lame (but funny), grand arrivals are the way to go.
Join forum - find the admin - call them all cunts - find the uber posters - call them cunts too - root out most popular thread - wee in the corner - start own thread - say hi.
It's the only way to go.
Oh, and that should really be forumitocide, Dave. Ya cunt.
10 10 10 10
You're through to the next round
You're through to the next round
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Still haven't understood the phenomenon that is foracide.
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Oh, and that should really be forumitocide, Dave
Actually... I've now thought about this, on the basis of a very rusty memory of Latin.So after thought, foracide would be correct if referring to FMs trying to kill more than one forum, so as Dave was discussing this from the point of view of having observed this before with various fora, I think it was a fair terminology.
Oh, and carot... you're talking crap!
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forumitocide
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That sounds like a dangerous chemical!
Like an ingredient in one of those energy drinks! 
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Ms Golightly 1754 Forum PostsYesterday at 17:04 (Edited: ) Reference: Veggieburger offline 3921 Forum Posts Yesterday at 14:10 (Edited: ) This poem may explain it a bit Slam the door as you go out by Jim Burns I didn't tell them when or where i was going, merely went, and when I returned I found they'd never missed me. In future, I'll announce my departures in a loud voice, and I bet they'll talk about me as soon as I'm gone report · permalink I love it!!
But that's the 'bleedin obvious'. People should just do what they want, disrespective of the forum. 
Wrong, Xochi, my dear , flounces have nothing to do with killing a forum (or it's plural) - 'cept in the most exciting cases, which are uber-ace - they're about suicidal masturbation. Which is much less fun. Unles you're an MP .....
, flounces have nothing to do with killing a forum (or it's plural) - 'cept in the most exciting cases, which are uber-ace - they're about suicidal masturbation. Which is much less fun. Unles you're an MP ..... Reference: profil
Join forum - find the admin - call them all c**ts - find the uber posters - call them c**ts too - root out most popular thread - wee in the corner - start own thread - say hi
I think I have just had a flashforward.... of my son's internet activity in 5 years time.
Nice flounce profile 