You are ill and probably need to be hospitalised.  Sounds serious to me, and I am a fully qualified non-professional.

*checks forehead*

I think you're right. Maybe I should put the coffee on first and see if this madness will pass.

Good plan - and go have a lie down.

wheres that ignore function

Doing mine too first time in a week as I have had abad cold.

OK I think this IS serious. I have coffee and a wispa in hand but I'm having thoughts of cleaning the bathroom.

Help me. Please.

i'm just shocked that you have flowers to change

Oh dear lork its an epidemic,Nipple I hope your ok.

 I'm now getting the hoover/vacuum cleaner out.

I just brought yesterday's washing in from the line, as it looks like rain.

AND I've got dressed.

I love you Blizzie All this cleaning malarkey just makes me feel reeeeeeeeeeeeely bad. Just had a meeting with our new accountant .......I flipped the duster round and ran the hoover over before he came but ......I just hate accontancy talk - I'm feeling all jittery - this new one sounds really strict

Oh dear lork its an epidemic,Nipple I hope your ok Fine now thanks but it dont half take it out of you.

You're doing better than me then.

It must be catching

I've been cleaning all day!

One should never leave such appliances on the driveway!

Hope it went well and you jitters have been calmed.