...over the tall blonde farmers son who is outside in my garden building me a new fence. I haven't even noticed his tight, ripped shorts or his tanned muscular legs. Or his big bulging muscular arms. *sigh* Absolutely not. Much. 
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Feck! Pass me the binoculars! 
My next door neighbour isn't perving either. I just thought I'd make that clear.
Can you post a piccy so we can all not perv along with you.
What's his packet like? 
Nevermind what his packet is like, what is his face like? That could ruin or make a fantasy!
Is he a bit sweaty, do you think?
And I thought I was bad NOT Perving at my Next door neighbour picking apples out of the very high apple tree in a short skirt.... >_>
*looks out window*
*sees Arthur with his spade and sexy sweating red face*
Can I come stay?
*sees Arthur with his spade and sexy sweating red face*
Can I come stay?
quote:Originally posted by Gracie:
Nevermind what his packet is like, what is his face like? That could ruin or make a fantasy!
Do you look at the fireplace when you're poking the fire?
I can't take a pic! He'd know think I was perving.
God it's hairy bum-crack agogo around here.
I need to move
I need to move
I'm a girl! Course I do!quote:Originally posted by Ella:quote:Originally posted by Gracie:
Nevermind what his packet is like, what is his face like? That could ruin or make a fantasy!
Do you look at the fireplace when you're poking the fire?
I'm beginning to worry about Queenie, First the clunge thread now this. (I had her down as Doris Day )
(I had her down as Doris Day )quote:Originally posted by Gracie:
Nevermind what his packet is like, what is his face like? That could ruin or make a fantasy!
It's all good I tell ya.
quote:Originally posted by Gracie:
Nevermind what his packet is like, what is his face like? That could ruin or make a fantasy!
This exactly!
quote:Originally posted by Gracie:
Nevermind what his packet is like, what is his face like? That could ruin or make a fantasy!
Nah, you could stick his head in a pillowcase
quote:Originally posted by Essex Angel:
I'm beginning to worry about Queenie, First the clunge thread now this.
I'm a good girl I am.
Just perhaps a bit hormonal. Oooh, now I'm fully intrigued! Just a shame he's blonde...I'm a brunette girl myselfquote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:quote:Originally posted by Gracie:
Nevermind what his packet is like, what is his face like? That could ruin or make a fantasy!
It's all good I tell ya.
quote:Originally posted by Gracie:Oooh, now I'm fully intrigued! Just a shame he's blonde...I'm a brunette girl myselfquote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:quote:Originally posted by Gracie:
Nevermind what his packet is like, what is his face like? That could ruin or make a fantasy!
It's all good I tell ya.
Again - pillowcase/head. Job done
you girls seem very confident of his sexual orientation
Oh Demantoid...I'm looking for a slice of perfection you see burn the pillowcases!!
burn the pillowcases!!quote:Originally posted by Perones:
you girls seem very confident of his sexual orientation
We're only not looking!
quote:Originally posted by Gracie:I'm a girl! Course I do!quote:Originally posted by Ella:quote:Originally posted by Gracie:
Nevermind what his packet is like, what is his face like? That could ruin or make a fantasy!
Do you look at the fireplace when you're poking the fire?
I do too of course
Oh god. I've just been out to talk to him. When I came back in I saw in the mirror that I have jam in my hair and all down the front of my t-shirt. 
quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
Oh god. I've just been out to talk to him. When I came back in I saw in the mirror that I have jam in my hair and all down the front of my t-shirt.
I've done that haha! It were clotted cream though and he cleared it up
PMSL at Queenie and her jam.
*wonders how long it would take to get to west yorkshire from Stoke*
*wonders how long it would take to get to west yorkshire from Stoke*
KINKY!quote:Originally posted by wandawitch:quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
Oh god. I've just been out to talk to him. When I came back in I saw in the mirror that I have jam in my hair and all down the front of my t-shirt.
I've done that haha! It were clotted cream though and he cleared it up
quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
Oh god. I've just been out to talk to him. When I came back in I saw in the mirror that I have jam in my hair and all down the front of my t-shirt.
Jammy cow!
Could've been worse. I spent half an hour once talking to my step dad and wondering why he looked embarrassed before I noticed I had dipped my boobs into mashed potato and gravy which had since cemented itself ito a perfect crusty bra. 
quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
Could've been worse. I spent half an hour once talking to my step dad and wondering why he looked embarrassed before I noticed I had dipped my boobs into mashed potato and gravy which had since cemented itself ito a perfect crusty bra.
I think jam in the hair is quite sexy, you could have just had a really good session involving food...quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
Could've been worse. I spent half an hour once talking to my step dad and wondering why he looked embarrassed before I noticed I had dipped my boobs into mashed potato and gravy which had since cemented itself ito a perfect crusty bra.
PMSL
Hello step-dad, d'you like dumplings?
Hello step-dad, d'you like dumplings?
quote:Originally posted by Gracie:I think jam in the hair is quite sexy, you could have just had a really good session involving food...quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
Could've been worse. I spent half an hour once talking to my step dad and wondering why he looked embarrassed before I noticed I had dipped my boobs into mashed potato and gravy which had since cemented itself ito a perfect crusty bra.
Sadly I think I probably looked more like Waynetta Slob that Kim Bassinger. The six month baby bum covered in jam and crumbs probably clinched it.
How old is he? Maybe you can ship him my wayquote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:quote:Originally posted by Gracie:I think jam in the hair is quite sexy, you could have just had a really good session involving food...quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
Could've been worse. I spent half an hour once talking to my step dad and wondering why he looked embarrassed before I noticed I had dipped my boobs into mashed potato and gravy which had since cemented itself ito a perfect crusty bra.
Sadly I think I probably looked more like Waynetta Slob that Kim Bassinger. The six month baby bum covered in jam and crumbs probably clinched it.
quote:Originally posted by Gracie:How old is he? Maybe you can ship him my wayquote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:quote:Originally posted by Gracie:I think jam in the hair is quite sexy, you could have just had a really good session involving food...quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
Could've been worse. I spent half an hour once talking to my step dad and wondering why he looked embarrassed before I noticed I had dipped my boobs into mashed potato and gravy which had since cemented itself ito a perfect crusty bra.
Sadly I think I probably looked more like Waynetta Slob that Kim Bassinger. The six month baby bum covered in jam and crumbs probably clinched it.
Gerroff, I need him here
Hehe...but it's a man draught whereever I go 
quote:Originally posted by Gracie:
Hehe...but it's a man draught whereever I go
Drought or draught? If you really do want a draughty bloke, you can have mine ~pheep~
quote:Originally posted by Gracie:
Hehe...but it's a man draught whereever I go
You can have a loan of my