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Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you are having.

 

Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes: 


 
Sex with your wife - Legal & General.
 

Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.
 
Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.
 
Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.
 
Sex with a lady of generous proportions - More Than.
 
Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.
 
Sex with a posh bird - Privileged.

 

Sex with a prostitute - Commercial Union.

 

Sex with your maid - Employer's Liability.


Sex with an OAP – Saga.

 

Sex resulting in pregnancy -  General Accident.

 

and finally...

 

Sex with a transvestite -  Confused.Com.

 

Very good  

Cosmopolitan

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