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Originally posted by mary_bee:
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Originally posted by Duckypup:
*reports thread to trading standards for misleading title*

Mary .. you need to edit and change it to "huge, life changing (due to loss of friends and respect), disgusting, vomit inducing confession". Mad


Laugh

Am I still allowed on the Ship? Ninja


Awww course you are. Big Grin Hug Just no pinning of Charlie pictures on the fridge. Mad

Unless I'm allowed to use them for darts practice. Ninja
Ducky
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Originally posted by Duckypup:
quote:
Originally posted by mary_bee:
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Originally posted by Duckypup:
*reports thread to trading standards for misleading title*

Mary .. you need to edit and change it to "huge, life changing (due to loss of friends and respect), disgusting, vomit inducing confession". Mad


Laugh

Am I still allowed on the Ship? Ninja


Awww course you are. Big Grin Hug Just no pinning of Charlie pictures on the fridge. Mad

Unless I'm allowed to use them for darts practice. Ninja


Oh I'm not into picture mode yet, don't worry! Eeker


Razzer
mary_bee
Stand back all of you and let the professionals at Mary ...

You need counselling Mary. You need guidance Mary. You need to put these thoughts and emotions out of your head Mary. You are not thinking straight Mary. Look into my eyes, not round the eyes .. yes, I have you hypnotised now. Just say after me ..

'Charlie is a cheeky little chappie who is not funny and I don't want him to stay in the house. He has been horrible to my favourite in the house, Freddie, and he must be punished. He licks Kris' arse all the time and has no personality of his own, and he is a mean little get'. I want him out on Friday.

Now Mary, repeat those words again.

Next: look into my eyes, not round the eyes.

*she is coming round*

The next post Mary makes will be proof positive that the counselling has worked ....

Big Grin
Twee Surgeon
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Originally posted by Twee Surgeon:
Stand back all of you and let the professionals at Mary ...

You need counselling Mary. You need guidance Mary. You need to put these thoughts and emotions out of your head Mary. You are not thinking straight Mary. Look into my eyes, not round the eyes .. yes, I have you hypnotised now. Just say after me ..

'Charlie is a cheeky little chappie who is not funny and I don't want him to stay in the house. He has been horrible to my favourite in the house, Freddie, and he must be punished. He licks Kris' arse all the time and has no personality of his own, and he is a mean little get'. I want him out on Friday.

Now Mary, repeat those words again.

Next: look into my eyes, not round the eyes.

*she is coming round*

The next post Mary makes will be proof positive that the counselling has worked ....

Big Grin


Laugh

Not even the hypnosis has worked. Oh all is ruined! Disappointed
mary_bee
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Originally posted by mary_bee:
quote:
Originally posted by Twee Surgeon:
Stand back all of you and let the professionals at Mary ...

You need counselling Mary. You need guidance Mary. You need to put these thoughts and emotions out of your head Mary. You are not thinking straight Mary. Look into my eyes, not round the eyes .. yes, I have you hypnotised now. Just say after me ..

'Charlie is a cheeky little chappie who is not funny and I don't want him to stay in the house. He has been horrible to my favourite in the house, Freddie, and he must be punished. He licks Kris' arse all the time and has no personality of his own, and he is a mean little get'. I want him out on Friday.

Now Mary, repeat those words again.

Next: look into my eyes, not round the eyes.

*she is coming round*

The next post Mary makes will be proof positive that the counselling has worked ....

Big Grin


Laugh

Not even the hypnosis has worked. Oh all is ruined! Disappointed


Mary, you may need another session under the lamp love .....
Twee Surgeon
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Originally posted by Twee Surgeon:
quote:
Originally posted by mary_bee:
quote:
Originally posted by Twee Surgeon:
Stand back all of you and let the professionals at Mary ...

You need counselling Mary. You need guidance Mary. You need to put these thoughts and emotions out of your head Mary. You are not thinking straight Mary. Look into my eyes, not round the eyes .. yes, I have you hypnotised now. Just say after me ..

'Charlie is a cheeky little chappie who is not funny and I don't want him to stay in the house. He has been horrible to my favourite in the house, Freddie, and he must be punished. He licks Kris' arse all the time and has no personality of his own, and he is a mean little get'. I want him out on Friday.

Now Mary, repeat those words again.

Next: look into my eyes, not round the eyes.

*she is coming round*

The next post Mary makes will be proof positive that the counselling has worked ....

Big Grin


Laugh

Not even the hypnosis has worked. Oh all is ruined! Disappointed


Mary, you may need another session under the lamp love .....


*Toddles off slowly to 'the lamp'* Disappointed
mary_bee
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Originally posted by Xochiquetzal:
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Originally posted by old hippy guy:
erm...and WHERE does the word "slight" fit in here? Shake Head


I was just about to post something to the same effect OHG!

'Slight' is something like saying 'I bought an expensive pair of shoes I can't really afford'...

Mary's declaration constitutes a forum scandal, I tell ya! Shake Head


I knew I shouldn't have done this Laugh

It's got a more apt title now Ninja
mary_bee

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