Wots your routine?
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I've got to pick my daughter and partner up across a bridge that doesn't exist anymore, then to see my grandkids at my other daughters, cooking Christmas dinner for my mother, daughter her partner and my cousin who has just moved back here from down south.... so in a word my routine is gonna be STRESSFUL 
Gonna be spending it at home (or my mums - haven't decided yet). Cant drink or drive this year so gonna stuff myself full of sprouts and be done with it.
Son is going to his dads Xmas night to give him a few days of hell (yay!)
Son is going to his dads Xmas night to give him a few days of hell (yay!)
As it will be three days after surgery (op's tomorrow 
) I will be allowing myself to be ferried up to my mum's, where I'm not allowed to lift a finger and have kindly volunteered the OH's services as after-dinner washer-upper. 
It will be the first time in years that all of us will be there, because my younger brother's marriage has just broken up and he's back at home temporarily. Hoping for no drama from his ex!
) I will be allowing myself to be ferried up to my mum's, where I'm not allowed to lift a finger and have kindly volunteered the OH's services as after-dinner washer-upper. It will be the first time in years that all of us will be there, because my younger brother's marriage has just broken up and he's back at home temporarily. Hoping for no drama from his ex!
Omg Demantoid .. wots going on ?
Small shoulder op, Rents, nothing to worry about. And it means I get to lie about like the Queen of Sheba and get others to wait on me!
Comes with benefits i suppose
Get well soon ok
I remember wen i had an awful pain by the side of my tummy so i got my work colleages to do most of the manual stuff
I was ok after about a week but spun it out for two - LOL
The shame - heh heh
Get well soon ok
I remember wen i had an awful pain by the side of my tummy so i got my work colleages to do most of the manual stuff
I was ok after about a week but spun it out for two - LOL
The shame - heh heh
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Comes with benefits i suppose Get well soon ok
Oh yes! Thanks, Renton. 
Well i wont be over doing it on the booze christmas eve, still being slightly drunk when kids wake me up at 3:30am and getting everyone else up! lol The pics are quite funny of last year everyones eye bags are down to their chins!
Will probably spend most of the morning fiddling with those annoying plastic ties that hold toys in their boxes
, play with kids alot through out the day, cook, eat and when kids go to bed, drink 
the second time i typed all that out! bloody error lost it the first time.
Will probably spend most of the morning fiddling with those annoying plastic ties that hold toys in their boxes
, play with kids alot through out the day, cook, eat and when kids go to bed, drink the second time i typed all that out! bloody error lost it the first time.
Im spending xmas day along with lil gyps. We are spending it in our posh new jammies We plan on opening our pressies then having lunch then putting all the sofa cussions on the floor and lying there watching our new dvds surrounded with booze and chocolates. I aint planning on moving much
HOwever i may have a couple of waif and strays visit me in the afternoon for a bit more booze but the majority of the day will be spent just me and my lil pumpkin 
We plan on opening our pressies then having lunch then putting all the sofa cussions on the floor and lying there watching our new dvds surrounded with booze and chocolates. I aint planning on moving much HOwever i may have a couple of waif and strays visit me in the afternoon for a bit more booze
but the majority of the day will be spent just me and my lil pumpkin 
I will be alone on Christmas day. I will have Remy, my Service Dog for company, so it will be another day just the same as any other for us.
If anyone is at a loose end - or needs a break from the relatives, noise etc. - then I will be on here and would be delighted to chat.
If anyone is at a loose end - or needs a break from the relatives, noise etc. - then I will be on here and would be delighted to chat.
Reference: Annoca
If anyone is at a loose end - or needs a break from the relatives, noise etc. - then I will be on here and would be delighted to chat.
Ill be frazzled with the family Annoca, and deffo in need of a chat with non relies Reference:
As it will be three days after surgery (op's tomorrow ) I will be allowing myself to be ferried up to my mum's, where I'm not allowed to lift a finger and have kindly volunteered the OH's services as after-dinner washer-upper.
I'll be 2 weeks post op Xmas day - enjoy being treated like a Queen I'm even thinking of giving a speech meself at 3 o'cock 
sleeping xmas daytime
OMG I've just seen my typo I meant 3 o'clock 
I meant 3 o'clock no you didn'tReference:
sleeping xmas daytime
What? And miss Eastenders? What's wrong with you man?Reference:
no you didn't
Yes I bleedin did! Don't you start getting all lary at silly o'clock
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What? And miss Eastenders? What's wrong with you man
I'll have been working - then I sleep - who is lary?
who is lary?
You're lary! Givin it large and telling me I meant to say cock when I didn't!
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giving a speech meself at 3 o'cock
is that before or after you've had them?
I don't normally give a speech like
lary must be 1 of the other cocks Loving your work Norfolk Reference:
I don't normally give a speech like
what do u normally give Karma?
Erm, cuppa tea and a biscuit?
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Erm, cuppa tea and a biscuit
maybe after
Although it has been known for clothes to go flying out the window and a bare arse trying to desperately catch them 
(I dont appreciate finding out about affairs much)
(I dont appreciate finding out about affairs much)Reference:
maybe after
Oh no dear that's cruditÃĐs
whose affairs r u on about?
Whose affairs? Those of an ex (well, 2 exes).
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Oh no dear that's cruditÃĐs
nibbles are nice - any timeReference:
Those of an ex (well, 2 exes)
u mean the 2 other cocksReference:
nibbles are nice - any time
Depends on the nibbler and the nibbled, I find.Reference:
u mean the 2 other cocks
Of which they nearly lost, yes.
Although there have been a few more along the way. My lines tell a thousand stories my dear.