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Originally posted by tupps:
I still reckon he's a virgin..

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Originally posted by Demantoid:
Is he really a 35-year-old man, or a smutty 14-year-old with advanced hair development?

Reason I ask is, I caught a tiny bit of LF last night, when he was treating Freddie and Siavash to the benefits of his sophistication and maturity.

Marcus: "I wonder if Leona Lewis would have sex with me."
Freddie and Siavash: "Uhuhuhuhh.."
Marcus: "It's the girth.."
Freddie and Siavash: "Uhuhuhhh??"
Marcus: "The girth - that's why she keeps bleeding love."

At that point, I switched off and went to bed, feeling nauseous. Haven't heard witty repartee like that since school. No wonder he's such a success with women

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Originally posted by Demantoid:
Is he really a 35-year-old man, or a smutty 14-year-old with advanced hair development?

Reason I ask is, I caught a tiny bit of LF last night, when he was treating Freddie and Siavash to the benefits of his sophistication and maturity.

Marcus: "I wonder if Leona Lewis would have sex with me."
Freddie and Siavash: "Uhuhuhuhh.."
Marcus: "It's the girth.."
Freddie and Siavash: "Uhuhuhhh??"
Marcus: "The girth - that's why she keeps bleeding love."

At that point, I switched off and went to bed, feeling nauseous. Haven't heard witty repartee like that since school. No wonder he's such a success with women

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Originally posted by Skylark24:
It got worse, freddie went on to say he doesnt mind having sex with a girl on her period

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Originally posted by Skylark24:

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Originally posted by Demantoid:
Is he really a 35-year-old man, or a smutty 14-year-old with advanced hair development?

Reason I ask is, I caught a tiny bit of LF last night, when he was treating Freddie and Siavash to the benefits of his sophistication and maturity.

Marcus: "I wonder if Leona Lewis would have sex with me."
Freddie and Siavash: "Uhuhuhuhh.."
Marcus: "It's the girth.."
Freddie and Siavash: "Uhuhuhhh??"
Marcus: "The girth - that's why she keeps bleeding love."

At that point, I switched off and went to bed, feeling nauseous. Haven't heard witty repartee like that since school. No wonder he's such a success with women

It got worse, freddie went on to say he doesnt mind having sex with a girl on her period

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Originally posted by Blizzie:
Apparently, we're all too prudish, because we find his idea of 'sex talk' vomit inducing!

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Originally posted by wonder:
Freddie did NOT say he wouldnt mind having sex with a girl on her period, they were talking about walking about naked, Siavash said he'd dissapointed his Dad as he would never be a surgeon as he did not like blood, thats where the period talk came from, nothing to do with sex.

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Originally posted by Demantoid:

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Originally posted by Skylark24:
It got worse, freddie went on to say he doesnt mind having sex with a girl on her period

I don't think that's anywhere near as bad - some people do, some don't. ~shrugs~

But Marcus has all the suavity and subtlety of a greased carrot.

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Originally posted by Skylark24:

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Originally posted by Demantoid:

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Originally posted by Skylark24:
It got worse, freddie went on to say he doesnt mind having sex with a girl on her period

I don't think that's anywhere near as bad - some people do, some don't. ~shrugs~

But Marcus has all the suavity and subtlety of a greased carrot.

Yes some do and some dont , but some things you just dont want to hear! Marcus is just disgusting with all his w*anker talk

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Originally posted by Skylark24:

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Originally posted by wonder:
Freddie did NOT say he wouldnt mind having sex with a girl on her period, they were talking about walking about naked, Siavash said he'd dissapointed his Dad as he would never be a surgeon as he did not like blood, thats where the period talk came from, nothing to do with sex.

i beg to differ

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Originally posted by suzybean:
He's the lying/fantasist character from 'The Inbetweeners' 20 years down the line....when it ceases to be funny and becomes slightly pathetic.

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Originally posted by Skylark24:

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Originally posted by wonder:
Freddie did NOT say he wouldnt mind having sex with a girl on her period, they were talking about walking about naked, Siavash said he'd dissapointed his Dad as he would never be a surgeon as he did not like blood, thats where the period talk came from, nothing to do with sex.

i beg to differ