*waits for Cinds the poo expert*

Ooh there is an expert on here?

I have a daily dump.  That's it for me.

  

I don't think 3 or 4 times a day is excessive.

ohh my
i poo about once every 4 days, im terrible

I usually poo once or twice a day, always in the morning. Today I've not been and I literally feel like shit.

I used to be like that

I have a bog blog where I blog my log.  Although I have been a tad neglectful of it lately.

I don't think I would have the time to indulge in one

If you're eating Bran Flakes they have a high sugar content, you're better off with Weetabix...so my dietitian told me

Oooh really? I have been on the bran flakes with dried fruit. Does sugar make you poo?

Surely it's not just the frequency that matters? I mean, if you go just the once and you're still voiding as it snakes its way around the U bend then that is the same as 4 smaller ones?

But all 4 are rather large

My gastrowhatstit is buggered, it's all floppy with the fecked collagen, so I spew and poo with gay abandon.
No need to thank me for sharing, you're welcome

Oh and I'm STILL fat

It's the quality  

im lucky if i go once a week.

Good Lord , collagen in poo?

Oh and I bet you are not

They are very impressive. Most slide out with ease and there are no skiddies on the bog roll.

No the collagen in me innards.

And I am, though I'd look fine if I was 6 feet tall

Isn't collagen what you get in your lips?

Poor soul. I wouldn't recommend the Arwen diet though

I've not posted a log for ages.

Stardate 2079.

oooooh that's what we call an angel poo

lol it's not very regular atm sometimes several a day, sometimes nothing for about a week

*jots down terminology*

Yes but it's in your whole body.

Retsina and Cinds!

once a day in the morning  ........... unless i had sweetcorn in my dinner night before

Comes out just as it goes in , eh?

That type is what we call a nutty bar.

I think it's the bran that's making you poo  Just the sugar content in Bran Flakes is high, the dietitian told me to have Weetabix or Porridge as they have virtually no sugar content if you want to lose weight, high sugar content takes longer to burn off so for me first thing of a morning it's Weetabix, I can't be doing with exercise first thing in the morning  

pebbles today so far...after 2 days of nowt

has HUGE roast yesterday too...i dont think this belly is ALL baby

Maybe it's not a baby , maybe it's just a mahoosive jobby!

i end up having to take constipation tablets all the time. boots ones work!!

Poor soul , you have the opposite problem

Bran will make you poo alot   Do you not find it a bit erm....painful with all the roughage?

i cant leave home without taking immodium   (  i blame the sweetcorn ... yup nothing to do with consuming copious amounts of vodka !!)    to be constipated is a distant memory for me

Remember when Vyvyan was pregnant  in the Young Ones?  HOOBS, DON'T TRUMP!

Suprisingly no. No jaggy jobbies yet

They slide out - whoosh

that's a point! i've not really farted for a while! and i'm usually quite tuneful