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I also wouldn't slag my "friends" off behind their back, a la Marcus and Sree.

If my good friend (Marcus) had feelings for me I wouldn't kop off with his mate, in his bed while he was locked in the jail. I would have been sat by the jail having a laugh with him.

If I did get off with my other good friend "Siavash" I wouldn't drop him like a hot potato because I fancied some other bloke that just arrived on the scene then claw him back once the other bloke had gone.

With friends like Noirin who needs enemies.
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Originally posted by Lindsxdx:
I also wouldn't slag my "friends" off behind their back, a la Marcus and Sree.

If my good friend (Marcus) had feelings for me I wouldn't kop off with his mate, in his bed while he was locked in the jail. I would have been sat by the jail having a laugh with him.

If I did get off with my other good friend "Siavash" I wouldn't drop him like a hot potato because I fancied some other bloke that just arrived on the scene then claw him back once the other bloke had gone.

With friends like Noirin who needs enemies.


Hear hear.
Teddy Bleads
Noirin finally defined friendship last night whilst under the duvet with Siavash.

She has, amongst other friends like Marcus, friends that cuddle and friends with benefits.. Nod

But unfortunately and to confuse matters, when Siavash discussed 'friends with benefits' with Noirin she suddenly wanted to clarify.. Noirin doesn't mean friends with benefits in the traditional sense.. oh no.. she in fact means friends that cuddle.. which she has already said.. no wonder she's getting herself in a pickle, the poor girl is sooo confused.

Or maybe she is suffering from an addled brain from lack of oxygen under that duvet.. who knows. Anyway.. the upshot is that having a male friend you cuddle can also encompass, talking about your wedding with them, how many children you may have, a bit of dry humping, having a bit of a tongue sarnie and letting him feel up your bumcakes..

*licks pencil and takes note*
tupps
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Originally posted by tupps:
Noirin finally defined friendship last night whilst under the duvet with Siavash.

She has, amongst other friends like Marcus, friends that cuddle and friends with benefits.. Nod

But unfortunately and to confuse matters, when Siavash discussed 'friends with benefits' with Noirin she suddenly wanted to clarify.. Noirin doesn't mean friends with benefits in the traditional sense.. oh no.. she in fact means friends that cuddle.. which she has already said.. no wonder she's getting herself in a pickle, the poor girl is sooo confused.

Or maybe she is suffering from an addled brain from lack of oxygen under that duvet.. who knows. Anyway.. the upshot is that having a male friend you cuddle can also encompass, talking about your wedding with them, how many children you may have, a bit of dry humping, having a bit of a tongue sarnie and letting him feel up your bumcakes..

*licks pencil and takes note*


Hmm....My friends are gonna feel really hard done by when they find this out!!
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Originally posted by Mazzystar:
Hmm....My friends are gonna feel really hard done by when they find this out!!


I'm struggling to remember a time I ever stuck my tongue down a friends throat and let them feel up my arse. I feel bliddy cheated.

On a positive note.. this will make a great excuse if your fella ever catches you pashing with a 'mate'.. you can just say 'But babes! They're a friend who cuddles!'
tupps
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Originally posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
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Anyway.. the upshot is that having a male friend you cuddle can also encompass, talking about your wedding with them, how many children you may have, a bit of dry humping, having a bit of a tongue sarnie and letting him feel up your bumcakes..
I take it then that none of us females have many, or any Eeker,male friends. Big Grin


I do. I even give them cuddles and kisses. Eeker But I draw the line at snogging, groping, dry humping, talking about a possible future with them and under the duvet fumbles. Especially with ones that have expressed any interest in getting into my undercrackers and it is not returned. They're lucky if they get a handshandy handshake... Ninja
tupps
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I do. I even give them cuddles and kisses. Eeker But I draw the line at snogging, groping, dry humping, talking about a possible future with them and under the duvet fumbles. Especially with ones that have expressed any interest in getting into my undercrackers and it is not returned. They're lucky if they get a handshandy handshake...

That's because you know where to draw the line, tupps.
Noirin likes to use her body to manipulate others.
Blackpudlian

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