I see a lot of people have been to France. I only went there for Eurodisney and I hated it. The people I encountered were so rude! AND I had a full on blazing row with Mickey Mouse who argued with me in bloody French 
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PMSL at arguing with Mickey Mouse...............
He's a TURD. I'm sure I've mentioned it here before, took my son there for his 5th birthday and paid quite a lot of money to have breakfast with Mickey Mouse. Mickey didn't turn up and sent Minnie instead which gave me the ravin hump. Added to that, the reason he didn't turn up was cos he had a hangover.
I was looking for the little shit all day and finally collared him in the afternoon in the middle of the park. This is me: "OIIIII!!! I WANNA WORD WI YOU. WHERE THE BLOODY ELL WERE YOU THIS MORNIN?" This is him: 'Eh? Non je noosh nash pas noosh" (and all that other jabber talk that I don't understand).
He just kept waving his arms around. I wanted to land him one on his nose but he had a plastic nose.
I was NOT impressed.
TBH ...............it's only a bloody costume (sorry to disillusion anyone) hangover or not - if it was breakfast with Mickey surely to God any fecker could have worn the costume. Bloody SHOCKING IMO!