I haven't bothered with any of the features so far but I will add anyone who wants me to!

I was rejected by a moderator on here. TWICE. 

No idea, not counting.

have you tried hiding in his privet and posting your pubic hair through his letter box.....

i got 3 darlo, queenshak, and fracas

they aint gettin bday pressies

oops forgot lazybug

Oh heck... do we have to buy them birthday pressies *goes off to press the remove button*

None

u l
u look dodgy so i aint addin u

Approx. 6.  I'm not sure what to do with my buddies.

Try clicking on the little gingerbread man top right next to where you sign in and out and your alerts bring you up any buddy requests you have.

or Ticker/Alerts

you have to accept them to get buddies!

I have none, don't know how. How do you quote a post on here?

You highlight the bit you want to quote, then press 'Post Reply'
The quote will come up in the box. You can name who you're quoting above the box where it says 'reference'

Hi Triggs how are you long time no see

Elkie! How the  are you? Good to see you, you seem to be gettin' around
That's my girl! X

Aye Im a right wee lurker at times but Im usually here or in the bar

I've been known to furtively lurk! I'll need to check out the bar more often.

Just counted and it's a lot.

Ta muchly Triggers