Nadia wrote a book a while back called..."The little book of calm"..

I'd read that!

Does it matter? Nobody can write a better book than you. I read it when I was 8 years old and got it.  

Why thank you!  Down with capitalism!  PS all buy my book!

Yes! Das Kapital was a winner. Yet we musn't forget his comedies, pot boilers, sonnets, and amusing catchphrases.

and erotic fiction.  or was it fiction?

I think you had a column in The Penthouse, so to speak.

Were you an admirer?

We've discussed your friction problems, already!

That was Garage Joe!

Swarfega?

I think a more appropriate question would be "How many BB housemates have READ a book?"

...and a toilet roll?

I've just lost a mouthful of tea. The keyboard still works.

Narinder wrote one. I heard she spoke to Richard in it, and he's quite bitter that he didn't win BB7.
I wonder... I always thought the producers must have promised him something in return for steamrolling the others into letting Nikki back in, when their first choice was Lea!

Pete released his autobiography 2 months after leaving the house. He must have foreseen it in one of his dreams and wrote it before he went on Big Brother 

He got paid a million quid for it too, apparently. Before the publishers realised he wasn't going to be a famous rock star after all, and they'd actually got an unsellable turkey on their hands.

Dean from BB2 wrote one called Living In a Box - it was very good.

Nikki and Aisleyne both wrote books about their lives. i haven't read Nikki's but Asylene's was a good read! Sada BB1 was the first to do a book, and in fact went on the show to promote it! I think it was about interior design (?) or something.

How about non of them.

I would guess that a ghost writer has done ALL of the work.

I remember walking pass a book shop when Pete was doing a signing in Oxford Street, about 4 people in the queue when he arrived,   lucky he got his cash up front.

What a shame they couldn't get a ghost actress for the one who did the gentlemen's films.

I should imagine.

So between them they have 'written' about themselves (a lot), dating and interior design?  I'd have gone for capitalism.   

By gentlemen's films do you mean like Die Hard? 

In a way yes!

ha ha ha