I went to the Post Office earlier - have to catch a bus (cos I'm a lazy git but I blame it on being disabled)
Anyhoo I realised I hadn't got my one of my letters that needed posting so I had to go back to house to pick it up. As I crossed the road (it's a dual carriage way) I heard an unmerciful loud bang. Looked around and a car that had been speeding, clipped another, spun around and smashed into the bus shelter and totally took it out
Seriously had I not gone back to pick up my letter I'd have still been sitting in that shelter and would in all probability be an by now