oh dear god!!!   (banana sketch)

well..  I think all previous issues with house shenanigans will be null & void now!

Who the hell is ever gonna feel hot to trot after witnessing that??? 

Its gonna take me a while to get my mojo back 

I have to say that my stomach is turned somewhat...

I was about to have a banana cut up in yoghurt too.

I could see his mind working.....*do I ring a sexual harassment lawyer...or go with it for the sake of my career*. 

nope, minimum wage, someone needs shot  

I could see something else working...    it was shrivelling up & trying to retract right back into his ribcage 

it was the way she licked her lips first...    

it was like a sick version of an old fashioned naughty postcard 

I just sat and watched Mr Beams reaction to it while I hid the remote control.

I watched Mr L's while I did everything in my power to keep a straight face,his nostrils flared ,not a good sign tbh,he then muttered oh jesus