Get real peeps! You know I'm the only one that can 'sort' egg cooking! 
no...you just can't time it properly, so hence hard yolks with everything
I do know how to cook......although I don't do it often 
I will sing the song at the top of the thread. It's upbeat and cheerful.
I hope it's in a Dean Martin style (JD optional)
I like to go the whole hog. Glass of alcohol, cigarette and dinner suit.
Oh and a high stool if I need a rest.
I like a soft boiled egg but I can't eat them 
IBS is such a pain, every I like makes me ill, down to wearing size 8 clothes because I can't find any food that suits me, I hate eating at the moment 
I like a soft boiled egg but I can't eat them IBS is such a pain, every I like makes me ill, down to wearing size 8 clothes because I can't find any food that suits me, I hate eating at the moment
Aww, I know lots of people have trouble digesting them, Aimee.
You must try and find some foods that suit you though! 
Get real peeps! You know I'm the only one that can 'sort' egg cooking!
no...you just can't time it properly, so hence hard yolks with everything
Her egg cooking is akin to her tree decorating.
That's what I've heard...
I don't mind getting in a mess ....nothing beats the taste of runny egg over soft bread ...........I always have kitchen roll to hand.
Yes, yes, YES!
Fearless in the face of a runny egg is the way forward 
Runny egg is for chips and peas
runny egg is also for thick white bread, butter spread on with a trowel and sauce of your choice, then mop up with the last bit I want one now 
I like boiled eggs but runny so I can dip me soldiers in
Attention..! Sergeant Moonie reporting for brekky!
I like a soft boiled egg but I can't eat them IBS is such a pain, every I like makes me ill, down to wearing size 8 clothes because I can't find any food that suits me, I hate eating at the moment
oh...I have a friend who is exactly the same and she is on new medication...I will ask her Aimee She's eating stuff that was impossible a few weeks ago
Let me know I'd love to keep a meal in me longer than an hour 
Get real peeps! You know I'm the only one that can 'sort' egg cooking!
no...you just can't time it properly, so hence hard yolks with everything
I do know how to cook......although I don't do it often
*cough, I remember a certain phone call about soft boiled eggs*
I will sing the song at the top of the thread. It's upbeat and cheerful.
I hope it's in a Dean Martin style (JD optional)
I like to go the whole hog. Glass of alcohol, cigarette and dinner suit.
Oh and a high stool if I need a rest.
This is my kind of egg cooking 
Get real peeps! You know I'm the only one that can 'sort' egg cooking!
no...you just can't time it properly, so hence hard yolks with everything
Her egg cooking is akin to her tree decorating.
That's what I've heard...
Get real peeps! You know I'm the only one that can 'sort' egg cooking!
no...you just can't time it properly, so hence hard yolks with everything
I do know how to cook......although I don't do it often
*cough, I remember a certain phone call about soft boiled eggs*
I've gotten over that now. I can do it
I like a soft boiled egg but I can't eat them IBS is such a pain, every I like makes me ill, down to wearing size 8 clothes because I can't find any food that suits me, I hate eating at the moment
oh...I have a friend who is exactly the same and she is on new medication...I will ask her Aimee She's eating stuff that was impossible a few weeks ago
Let me know I'd love to keep a meal in me longer than an hour
I will Aims...will ring her this week....funny, I just mentioned this to Sprout earlier today in a phone conversation....she will remind me, my memory is like a sieve
Good job I've got broad shoulders
I saw her doing that the other night Rog
*cough, I remember a certain phone call about soft boiled eggs*
*cough, I remember a certain phone call about soft boiled eggs*
I've gotten over that now. I can do it
*cough, I remember a certain phone call about soft boiled eggs*
how many minutes Cosi, that's all it was
that's how I time it Rosie, never fails
I like a soft boiled egg but I can't eat them IBS is such a pain, every I like makes me ill, down to wearing size 8 clothes because I can't find any food that suits me, I hate eating at the moment
oh...I have a friend who is exactly the same and she is on new medication...I will ask her Aimee She's eating stuff that was impossible a few weeks ago
oo i suffer from IBS at times - - would like to know thank you but as a veggie don't touch eggs
I've got one of those gizmos that you put in the water (hot or cold) at the same time as the eggs. It tells you whether they're soft, medium or hard.
Fool proof; even I get it right every time
Good job I've got broad shoulders
Woz you a rugby player once Sprouty? 
I like a soft boiled egg but I can't eat them IBS is such a pain, every I like makes me ill, down to wearing size 8 clothes because I can't find any food that suits me, I hate eating at the moment
oh...I have a friend who is exactly the same and she is on new medication...I will ask her Aimee She's eating stuff that was impossible a few weeks ago
Let me know I'd love to keep a meal in me longer than an hour
How awful Aimee
*cough, I remember a certain phone call about soft boiled eggs*
how many minutes Cosi, that's all it was
Damn. I was hoping for headlines in tomorrow's red tops.
"Sprout cooks egg pefectly"
I've got one of those gizmos that you put in the water (hot or cold) at the same time as the eggs. It tells you whether they're soft, medium or hard.
Fool proof; even I get it right every time
See! I don't need a gizmo like that.......now
that's how I time it Rosie, never fails
Damn. I was hoping for headlines in tomorrow's red tops.
"Sprout cooks egg pefectly"
Change the headline to "Sprout cooks egg perfectly after a phone call to her Dameship*"
I've got one of those gizmos that you put in the water (hot or cold) at the same time as the eggs. It tells you whether they're soft, medium or hard.
Fool proof; even I get it right every time
See! I don't need a gizmo like that.......now
Yes, but you're not busy smoking faaaags and swiggin' Bolly
Damn. I was hoping for headlines in tomorrow's red tops.
"Sprout cooks egg pefectly"
Change the headline to "Sprout cooks egg perfectly after a phone call to her Dameship*"
I knew anyway...........I was just confirming
I've got one of those gizmos that you put in the water (hot or cold) at the same time as the eggs. It tells you whether they're soft, medium or hard.
Fool proof; even I get it right every time
See! I don't need a gizmo like that.......now
Yes, but you're not busy smoking faaaags and swiggin' Bolly
Correct!
Yes, but you're not busy smoking faaaags and swiggin' Bolly
haha
I've got one of those gizmos that you put in the water (hot or cold) at the same time as the eggs. It tells you whether they're soft, medium or hard.
Fool proof; even I get it right every time
fancy pants
Damn. I was hoping for headlines in tomorrow's red tops.
"Sprout cooks egg pefectly"
Change the headline to "Sprout cooks egg perfectly after a phone call to her Dameship*"
I knew anyway...........I was just confirming
yeah right
Damn. I was hoping for headlines in tomorrow's red tops.
"Sprout cooks egg pefectly"
Change the headline to "Sprout cooks egg perfectly after a phone call to her Dameship*"
*Phones editoral desk and changes headline*
It'll be a Twitter phenomenomenomenom tomorrow for sure
I've got one of those gizmos that you put in the water (hot or cold) at the same time as the eggs. It tells you whether they're soft, medium or hard.
Fool proof; even I get it right every time
fancy pants
Eggs for idiots more like
Reading up there ^^^^^^about a North/South divide over soft or hard eggs reminds me of how Mr Woo distinguishes between a Norvener and Suverener.
Apparently the North crunch their Polos and the South suck them. Have to confess I am a sucker ..........even after living in the North for years I never crunch.
Any truth in this?
