I am only asking because I think I need to purchase one, so I can make my way down to the BB compound, break into the house, slap Josie and JJ, high five Ben and Corin, run fastish past Steve, Rachel,Mario and Andrew, farting while I run....Then I would see my target, Monk Dave, I'd kick him in his saggy nads, strap him to the human Catapult, pull back with all my might then release the evil two faced Charlatan into wonderous oblivion....
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If you build it, we will come.
Can I join in on this crusade?
Oooooh we will be like the crusaders, but different.
Can I join in on this crusade?
Oooooh we will be like the crusaders, but different.
That is a load of nonsense, Ben would never high five you that would require effort
I have a bra you can borrow?
Googles Human Catapult for Senora 
Senora, I agree with every word,If you manage to get one I will go half with the cost.
sorted it's on order
Loooooooooooooool!
Give him an extra kick in the jacobs for me please!
You're welcome Senora, now we have to figure out how to work it without you ending up in Tesco's car park 
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sorted it's on order
will remortgage my house first thing Monday morningReference:
will remortgage my house first thing Monday morning
Thanks Mary, I got it on buy now pay in 2015...we can save up
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You're welcome Senora, now we have to figure out how to work it without you ending up in Tesco's car park
Near the George Lucas stage? I reckon if you set it up behind the recycling bins it should pop Senora over the wall towards the house while avoiding security.We could always start some sort of impromptu demo to draw the security away from the house
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Thanks Mary, I got it on buy now pay in 2015...we can save up
Hope there won't be five years interest on that.Reference:
Near the George Lucas stage? I reckon if you set it up behind the recycling bins it should pop Senora over the wall towards the house while avoiding security.We could always start some sort of impromptu demo to draw the security away from the hous
Good idea Veggie...and yours looks the cheaper option
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Hope there won't be five years interest on that.
It's cancelled Mary, Veggie's could be a tad dangerous looks far cheaper better
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It's cancelled Mary, Veggie's could be a tad dangerous looks far cheaper better
The cost is immaterial whatever works best, When Senora arrives triumphant we could organise a load of homosexual disabled people in wheel chairs to greet Dave.Reference:
we could organise a load of homosexual disabled people in wheel chairs to greet Dave.
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I'd kick him in his saggy nads
Oh, imagine the feeling of satisfaction sinking a steel reinforced boot, at pace into his wedding tackle.
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The cost is immaterial whatever works best, When Senora arrives triumphant we could organise a load of homosexual disabled people in wheel chairs to greet Dave.
Wonderful
Ah but Mary you would end up with a load of able bodied straight seen the light types when Dave 'heals' them.
Anyway the cheapest option is tie my knicker elastic between two lamp posts and ping the lovely senora over.
Anyway the cheapest option is tie my knicker elastic between two lamp posts and ping the lovely senora over.
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Anyway the cheapest option is tie my knicker elastic between two lamp posts and ping the lovely senora over.
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Anyway the cheapest option is tie my knicker elastic between two lamp posts and ping the lovely senora ov
Don't laugh - it'll work. Just let me get the elastic out
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Dave 'heals' them.
Dave prayed to the good lord for Ben to get a nights sleep,Ben's still waiting. 
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Don't laugh - it'll work. Just let me get the elastic out
That elastic will propel him to the moon, (could work) Reference:
Don't laugh - it'll work. Just let me get the elastic out
Veggie with those knickers we've got a parachute too
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hat elastic will propel him to the moon, (could work)
I don't want him
