While Noirin squared up to former BB4 housemate Federico for today's gymkhana Task, the rest of the housemates were shut inside, with only the sliding doors to the Garden to look through.

"He used to be good looking, didn't he?" said Dogface as the housemates crowded round the window before he came in.

"Make sure you lose chappy," said Marcus. "He's a foot taller than her. What a *******!"

"He's not friendly at all, he doesn't even look at us," said Rodrigo, drumming on the glass.

"No wonder he didn't win," said Lisa.


"Let's give him some boos," Siavash told them all as in a show of support to Noirin. Not that she could hear him through the double-glazing.

While Noirin was doing her round, all the housemates cheered encouragement and banged the glass. But having a chat to Federico after she finished didn't impress her spectators.

"Don't touch her," said Siavash through the glass, as they watched Federico cosy up to Noirin on the bench.

"I'm friendly but this guy was unfriendly, he didn't even look at us," said Rodrigo again.

"Oh he's not been that bad," added Dogface.

"I'm glad he's not in this House with us," continued Rodrigo. But Marcus was more succinct.

"He's a *******," he said.

"And he was beating up the horse," said Siavash, referring to Federico's liberal use of the whip on his fake horse.

"Very arrogant. Cold and nasty," said Rodrigo.

"Selfish ****," added Halfwit.

Talk about making an impression. The wrong impression.

Wonder what they'd have said if they knew he was busy breaking the news to Noirin of Michael Jackson's death...


Ouch .