I was getting nervous

we've just seen the before and after 

Nooooooooooooooooo stop!!!

I'm not sure he has enough hair to be faffing about with those heated tongues.

straighteners for three strands, he's a strange bloke 

I was thinking that...

don't have nightmares 

night in here and thanks for the company 

That was amusing.... see those of you who are watching in the BB thread..

Thanks for the company everyone - will try harder to be on time next week.

Thanks for the company everyone  

Baz, put your recorder on if your not watching Walikng the Nile.

"The staff seem to see me as some twit ..."

Bless you Mark

I like you ...

Hi Rexi I didn't think anyone was watching * salad aren't vegetables *  

I just can't get over what a tip that place is 

Evening 

Terrible eh Cosmo  

Evening everyone  

Mind you these two are right moaners !

£100 a night ....and then  have to pay for extras !

Evening ladiezzz xxx

5p for a teabag

Professional TripAdvisors

haha.. give them rooms according to their homes...  

Hi all 

50p to use a towel? Bonkers.

Mark !

Blimey! Do hoteliers really do that?

Which should always be taken with a HUGE pinch of salt.

Swave

very true, though I wish I'd read it before I stayed in a hotel in Weymouth last year ... that place could have given the Cavendish a run for its money!!

smile and grit your yellow horrible teeth, you mean.

Oooh 'eck!  

I just think TA is a place for out and out liars to do their worst.

Surely this is all done for the camera? 

I'd sack him as soon as look at him.

I don't think you can * fix* this Sprout  

Nooo ... this is reality TV

Oh dear