Originally Posted by Rexi:
I've read of people who do ...
Don't mention them or think about them, Rexi - you'll only upset yourself 
"would anyone like to taste the UK's biggest rhino arse cake scone"?
'Like a clown'...?
Out of date, creepy and just plain 'orrible?
Originally Posted by Rexi:
No one said it had to be edible! I think they've done well 
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
"would anyone like to taste the UK's biggest rhino arse cake scone"?
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
No one said it had to be edible! I think they've done well
But he wants to sell some to people
Well, he might have to revise that plan
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
"would anyone like to taste the UK's biggest rhino arse cake scone"?
I think I'll pass and wait for the amuse bouche of rhino's arse instead.
Monica and Marcus will be so impressed.
Correct me if I am wrong, but do these things need adjudication by an authority?
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Correct me if I am wrong, but do these things need adjudication by an authority?
Yes.
It's all DOOMED I tell ya!
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Correct me if I am wrong, but do these things need adjudication by an authority?
I think a food taster would be a better idea
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Correct me if I am wrong, but do these things need adjudication by an authority?
Uhhhhh. Yes! Ooooops!
It's the biggest scone in that back yard
I can see flies circling the 'scone'.
You can't knock his enthusiasm!
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
It's the biggest scone in that back yard
Oh dear, people are going to eat it
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
It's the biggest scone in that back yard
brick in the back yard
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
I can see flies circling the 'scone'.
The vultures and hyenas have given it a miss.
ÂĢ2 !!!!
I presume he is paying the guests ÂĢ2 to eat it.
Originally Posted by Rexi:
You can't knock his delusions!
Indeed 
are these people pissed, they are actually buying it 
Some people will eat anything without considering where it has come from. If they are watching now they will be reaching for the sick bucket.
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
You can't knock his delusions!
Indeed
Tuttness
That 'scone' adds insult to injury (people have actually paid to stay there, fgs!)
Next week they will make page one with all the food poisoning cases.
Ah, I enjoyed that peeps!
night in here...Mark's in a kilt next week, owt could happen 
It's wonderfully dreadful, I'll give it that
See you next week 
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Next week they will make page one with all the food poisoning cases.
Wait til people see how it was made !
Snap ^ Baz