Hilary's dogs pee'd all over the restaurant last night .Gordon was not happy and really annoyed when she asked him to make some chicken ......for her dogs

^^^^^ this 

Thanks for that link, Erin.  

Ages since I've been along Tower Bridge Road - I usually skirt along Borough High Street and nip over London Bridge.  So I've no idea where this hotel actually is.  As Suzy said, it's all changed a bit over the years.

You are right Baz, Dave is back.

Enjoy folks, got a phone call, it may be long one  Jimmy Carr  

Double this ^^^^^^ 

Especially little ratty ones 

The nibbles look yummy

Clock the lairy tartan type troos 

you got Jimmy Carr on the phone??????!!!!

That's disgusting.  

"Mary was just saying how gorgeous your dog is"

Me too - I was disappointed he didnt' get through last night.

Where's the owner of the dog who pooped?  Why didn't they clear it up?

Off the suspects list is the Great Dane: you need a shovel for their deposits.

Is Rory a boy or girl?

Oh David Gest is a guest.     I just wanted to say that.

I saw him having a cig outside a hotel in London when I was there in May.I shouted over to him and started waving like a loon

He was dressed the very same as he is now

bloody hell...its like a plastic surgeons convention  most of the guest look as if they have condoms over their heads! 

Oh I wish I had said that.

Tom's a bit crap, isn't he.

I know you're just humouring me... 

Tom doesn't do fast

Shoot me:  I think Jimmy Carr's good at hosting.

A bit

mugly needs an injection  (joking sort of)

I like Jimmy Carr - he makes me laugh

Yes, he is Cosmo

Thought I'd say it for the record, Baz