Natasha isn't going to last long at this rate

She is used to writing

Bloody hell....she's got a degree?  

5 hour in and Natasha has gone .

She cracked under the pressure and they havn't opened yet.

four people booked in and all going to room 507!!

I hate serving

This is like The Salon/Hells Kitchen combo.

It's got some of the hallmarks of this place I worked at as a student.

Pissed myself when I found these current reviews recently 

Stewart Hotel (Appin) - Hotel Reviews - TripAdvisor

I had hoped Gordon had left his  F word at home for this show 

Already swore ,first 5 mins

"Are you thirsty ,fancy a f***"

Tweets coming in.

Stooshe https://twitter.com/Stooshe

Katie is such a brave female.

When I get my Tan done I put my hands in the claw position.

Poor Phil

"Walking about like he has a coffin on his shoulder"

Poor Christian being thrust into Kims area

Crap looking gym.

Jackie Collins cocktail £10 ,for 25ml of Gin

Hilary dragons den lady,she's a hoot.

They need to keep Kim away rom the booze.I watched her on CDWM and she was well drunk.

The woman is an eejit ,not funny in the least.

One of my girls just said "If Kim was a man she'd be classed as a dirty old man". I agree

The atmosphere in that restaurant looks pretty soul-less 

And the bar's not much better.

Hi Cagney I agree

Hi 

I'm breaking my rule and watching reality telly  

Oooh, there's a Sainsburys just across the way.

If Gordy makes a hash of it they can send out for a micro meal 

Originally Posted by Baz:

Hi Cagney I agree

Hi 

I'm breaking my rule and watching reality telly  

Has a doctor been called?   Where's the white jacket, quick!

Wotcha, Cags