Horny goat weed ....

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jdcoke

a cautionary tale for all you regular users out there

just say no ... all you gotta do is be yourself

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1220071/Woman-lured-husband-woods-promise-drug-fuelled-sex--slit-throat-meet-internet-lover.html?ITO=1490&referrer=yahoo

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LowonIQMember

horny goat weed add to shopping list would never trust this kind of stuff, it could be poisonous,
He seems to have had a lucky escape.

10/14/095:51 AM

Karma_Member

Blimey they hardly look like the sort of people who would be romping in woods do they? Plus where is her neck?

10/14/096:17 AM

slimfernMember VIP

Who would do such a thing!!

10/14/096:49 AM

jdcokeMember

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Who would do such a thing!!

I've heard there's big scene in Devon ....swinging just wasn't enought for some of them

10/14/096:59 AM

slimfernMember VIP

Lots goes on in Devon that folk don't know about.....I blame the inbreds!..

10/14/097:04 AM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Awful story!

Glad to hear he's out of the woods now.

10/14/097:18 AM

slimfernMember VIP

ha Ha Ha Blizzie...that made me laff!

10/14/097:19 AM

DemantoidMember

"Legend has it that its qualities were first noticed by a Chinese shepherd who observed an increase in promiscuous behaviour among his goats after they ate the plant."

I can't believe she's only 39, and he's only 43

10/14/097:21 AM

disley21Member

Joanne Hale

Boss Nass

10/14/097:40 AM

RZBMember

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"Legend has it that its qualities were first noticed by a Chinese shepherd who observed an increase in promiscuous behaviour among his goats after they ate the plant."

the myth is it thickens the sperm, and increases the power.
then again, maybe it's not a myth....

10/14/097:46 AM

LeccyMember

I'm still interested in the stick and migraine cap.

I have used my imagination but I fear it is taking me down a dark path...

10/14/097:48 AM

LeccyMember

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the myth is it thickens the sperm

Who wants fat sperm?

10/14/097:48 AM

RZBMember

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Who wants fat sperm?

I'm not sure it's fat, more a wallpaper paste consistancy, so I'm told...

10/14/097:59 AM

LeccyMember

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I'm not sure it's fat, more a wallpaper paste consistancy, so I'm told...

I was doing a take on that old "Haven't you got thin hair" "Well who wants fat hair" joke...

But still, what about this migraine cap?

10/14/098:03 AM

DemantoidMember

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I'm not sure it's fat, more a wallpaper paste consistancy, so I'm told...

Not much of an aphrodisiac, but it'll keep your woodchip up..

10/14/098:05 AM

LowonIQMember

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Glad to hear he's out of the woods now

Blizzie, lol

Hope he's keeping his pecker up cos i heard his wife is a right pain in the neck

10/14/0912:39 PM

jdcokeMember

I post a serious thread hi-lighting the dangers and it's turned into a pun-fest

10/14/0912:45 PM

DemantoidMember

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I post a serious thread hi-lighting the dangers and it's turned into a pun-fest

Whereas if you'd taken your goatweed, you'd be a fun pest

10/14/0912:55 PM

jdcokeMember

PMSL

- I appluad your wordsmanship there

superb !

10/14/0912:56 PM

LowonIQMember

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I post a serious thread hi-lighting the dangers and it's turned into a pun-fest

JD, That's about my level, low down, close to the ground

10/14/091:02 PM

jdcokeMember

the danger I was hi-lighting was obviously about being careful about who you arrange to meet from the internet

look at her FFS

10/14/091:05 PM

slimfernMember VIP

Well she musta had summat going for her to have two on the go!..

10/14/091:35 PM

jdcokeMember

suppose so .... she had the magic weed !

10/14/091:41 PM

LowonIQMember

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he danger I was hi-lighting was obviously about being careful about who you arrange to meet from the internet

JD,

or from penpal sites, dating ads in local press.
We all have to be very careful, also giving out too many details, like where you live and when you're off on holiday. Come home to an empty house, not good.

10/14/091:49 PM

jdcokeMember

most importantly people ...... don't have nightmares

10/14/091:56 PM

Karma_Member

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JD, or from penpal sites, dating ads in local press. We all have to be very careful, also giving out too many details, like where you live and when you're off on holiday. Come home to an empty house, not good.

Given the choice of coming home to an empty house or the bird with no neck I'll choose the empty house

10/14/091:58 PM

LowonIQMember

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Given the choice of coming home to an empty house or the bird with no neck I'll choose the empty house

me too.

unless some generous soul has donated a christmas turkey to my freezer.

10/14/092:28 PM

jacksonbMember

''Legend has it that its qualities were first noticed by a Chinese shepherd ''

one of the first chinese shepherds to settle in wales then..

10/15/091:22 AM

littleleicesterfoxMember

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'Legend has it that its qualities were first noticed by a Chinese shepherd'

And if he was a shepherd, what was he doing looking after goats?

10/15/091:27 AM

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