Ash is that you?,do foxes lay egg's I thought they were a mammal,

what actually came indoors 

I always have foxes around here - up close to the house often and a stunning sight first thing in the morning leading their cubs through the paddocks on occasion but never once inside 

Ah. But. This is London innit. They've evolved to a higher level here.  I've got foxes that are ninjaing me now and laying fox eggs in my flat.  Innit?

Ohhh for fox eggs ! ! 

That was a bit bold of it ! 

......Be careful when you go to bed none are lurking under it,foxy golden shower,

Yep! Inside and clearly was checking the joint out for a nice place to sleep! It was only when I caught it out doing my bit of the circuit that I realised!  I think it was a youngster, but even so! Feck! 

You are one sick individual.  

I thought this was going to be about Caroline!

Thanks Slinkeh. Thanks a lot. 

Yeah. I'm a cunning old vixen eh? 

Moi?,I'm not the one seeing ninja foxes looking a nest to lay eggs.

PS.  You'll have fox crap on your patio before morning 

I saw the ninja fox fo' sho'!  OK, maybe I was ramping up the drama a tad. 

What circuit?

  A tad you say,I bet the neighbours heard the clatter of the ramp pulling into the street,

! I got an ad for chicken fencing there! ( I mean the type you enclose a space with, not  some odd kind of chicken swordfight! ) 

I knew I'd need to explain this, but it's late so this may not come off erin.  So, I have a flat where there are two doors in the living room (where I have two large patio doors) on. One door in the living room is near the patio doors but if I'm on the sofa I can't see animal life wandering in or out unless they complete the circuit and pass me on the way out again from the door behind me. Think about it like a square. My patio doors are at the top. There is a door at the top of the left part of the square into my corridor and into the circuit but I can't see if animal intruders come in that way. Once in, they are able to wander down the left side of the square, in the door at the bottom of the left side, across the bottom of the square and then they finally hove into view as they pass me on the right hand side of the square on the way back to the top of the square and the patio doors again. Clear now?  

And yes. If I knew how to download a pic I would have to avoid this. *collapses in heap of failed descriptiveness*

But this is how you get foxes laid indoors. I'm certain. 

Got it! Clear as mud

 Just so you know Xoci Mr L thinks I've lost the plot,totally,,,,Got a piece of broken glass in my foot last night hence the quick departure,got it sorted went to bed and actually took a fit of laughing. Mr L woke ,none to pleased but he is no position to talk,asked me what was funny and I told him it's nothing just a little thing about ninja foxes trespassing in someone's house looking to nest and lay their eggs,he sat bolt upright in bed and said *Run that past me again* .

You can reassure him I have, as yet, found no eggs Lee.  I hope he rests better for that!