*sets up a selection of nibbles and ribena for the incoming joiners*

Not sure I want to join yet Rawky ... But after last night's DR and this mornings noms clip I certainly don't want him evicted on Friday

Baz, unlike the Titanic we have plenty of lifeboats. If at any point you'd like to leave then you are free to do so.

I honestly thought he was a gonner ,but after telling Caroline how nasty she is ,putting Ash back in her kennel and having the convo with Arron about shallow  vain LukeS and his fake showmance, Ben is no longer the dick .

Ok ... With that proviso ...count me in Does that mean I can grab ... *chooses words wisely * ... A crisp ?

sure, whilst you're at it, grab a hob-nob too.

Sign me up captain

Ooh, new recruits. I'll assign you all job roles in a mo.

updated with new members and job roles.

Not sure I want to join yet Rawky ... But after last night's DR and this mornings noms clip I certainly don't want him evicted on Friday

I agree, I don't like him, and do not want to sign up for his fan club (sorry Rawks) but I would sooner him stay on Friday.

Originally Posted by Baz:

Not sure I want to join yet Rawky ... But after last night's DR and this mornings noms clip I certainly don't want him evicted on Friday

I agree, I don't like him, and do not want to sign up for his fan club (sorry Rawks) but I would sooner him stay on Friday.

*gets the maracas out*

Entertainment, what do i have to do

you got any maracas or bongos?

only the best for my Baz

Me to a T ... So yo speak

i hope the pinnie is adequate.

Make it a large Bloody Mary and I might hop on for a cruise.... 

Adam's my #1 though.

A bit late to join the crew maybe? I have been on hols and just caught up and I would like to join  if I may. I'm happy to scrub the galley and climb the crow's nest if it will help I just hope Benedict stays tonight.

Never too late Moomin. I'll put you down as a Scrubber.

Blimey, i think this is the first support group of mine you've ever joined!

Depends who you've supported in the past? I can't remember joining any of your groups I admit.

Thanks, I've always aspired to be a scrubber.

Hey moomin! I suspect this one is going daaaahn pretty soon, but welcome aboard! (Got your message btw. Good!) 

Now get scrubbing. I'll just find a life-raft fit for a Ship Rat! 

velvet donkey and cosi, your roles have been assigned.

Thanks Xochi

Don't worry about the life raft, I shall be playing my organ (or any other musical instrument I can lay my hands on) as the ship goes down.

COCKTAIL GUARD: Cosi

That's the posh way of saying Barmaid, isn't it?

Good luck shipmates ... Looks like we could be sailing into stormy weather Tea anyone

Bugger the tea Baz! Just dropping this off for the Tugboat Sinking Party!  

Lol... Hi Xochi We're not sunk quite yet ... The bookies have been wrong before

Just fulfilling my job description Baz!  

Daiquiris all round it is then

Or a Mai Tai

Or good old Cuba Libre.

Pina Colada, perhaps?

Think I'll have Mojito while I decide

i've taken to  lauren,  but, i have to admit, benedick is worth watching now.

hope he stays.

Baz.!! You little lushbucket!

I'm indecisive ... So I'll take a glass of each please

pisshead...

One of each for me please Barmaid!