each new member will receive a free box of tissues.

Xochi, it appears we're heading into some choppy waters. Have you got your life jacket?

Rawks I love the thread title and I would love to jump on board, but I am worried about Seaman Stains.

(sorry if the jokes already been done)

it hasn't. congratulations you are our official jokesmen.

Will I get decorated for that? 

depends what you're after... 

Take a pair of these Cinds.  

So what am I, chopped liver? 

  I really wanted to google image 'plasterers radio' but I was too afraid.

 I read back and saw it.

Rawky 

Ooooooh Rawky - your crew of ladies are becoming mutinous.

erm... well... you see.... err... *runs away*

A Captain should never abandon ship, get back on board Rawky (cazzo)  

Cinds and Soozy and Suzy, fancy coming aboard, for a laugh? We have margaritas.

Ahoy there Cap'n!

I'm a natural me  

Dare I ask why it's a "tug" boat?  

no need, no need *cough*

What would you like? Crows Nest Personnel?

Are you saying my hairs a mess? 

You have Margaritas what? 

yes

Y'know, the drink... its nothing but a wild party on this tugboat.

Yeth.. we do.. *hic*

Well at least you're honest.  

its for the best.

You wouldn't like me when I've been on the Margaritas.

I like EVERYONE when I've been on the Margaritas  

Actually so do I - i'm not a nasty drunk - i just love that pic 

Chugga, chugga, choo, choo!

C'mon you lot. I've just caught up, but after Benedict's diary room entry, last night, i expected more people to join.

Remember, a free box of tissues for everyone.

bumping for the inevitable influx of shipmates.

* has a quick look through the porthole *

*temps Baz with his maracas dance*

Throw me a lifebouy.

Xochi, my solo maraca dancing isn't enough to entice people. I'll need you to whip the bongos out.

If  Xochi get's her bongo's out Rawky make sure you get a screen grab.

i would, but I'm afraid my bed is calling me. So I shall bid you all adieu.

RIP velvet donkey 

 *gets a slap however* 

You've only got one maraca?  

Apparently so did Hitler, they wrote a song about it.

You might want to hold onto that tightly in the shower, mind.... especially if the Captn's around.