All aboard the HMS TUGboat Benedict.
Meh, sign up if you like... I'll probably sink it in a week or two.
CAPTAIN: Rawky
SHIP-RAT: Xochi (her choice, honest)
JOKESMEN: Cinds
CROWS NEST PERSONNEL: Ducky
SAFTEY INSTRUCTOR: Velvet Donkey
TEA LADY: Baz
ENTERTAINMENT: Aimee
COCKTAIL GUARD: Cosi
SCRUBBER: Moomin
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i laughed at loud brilliant title Rawks but im not a fan of bennys not sure about him sorry
Seaman Stains and Master Bates. Froooom Frooom 
Nobody likes a self righteous w*nker
Why does he have to tell the others, does he really believe anyone's interested, well even if they are I'm not 
Why does he have to tell the others, does he really believe anyone's interested, well even if they are I'm not
conversation innit.
Holy moly! I love a trier! 
Sign me up skipper! There be mutiny on the Yorkie! 
Why does he have to tell the others, does he really believe anyone's interested, well even if they are I'm not
I'd be horrified, but at least it would remind me to shower in my flip-flops I wouldn't even sit in that bath.
Holy moly! I love a trier!
Sign me up skipper! There be mutiny on the Yorkie!
Shall we have job roles? What you fancying? I guess I'll brave it for Captain, but take your pick of any other role.
Love the title Rawks... but there's not enough disinfectant hand gel in the world to entice me to climb aboard.
Why does he have to tell the others, does he really believe anyone's interested, well even if they are I'm not
conversation innit.
Perhaps he's run out of other things to talk about 
Why does he have to tell the others, does he really believe anyone's interested, well even if they are I'm not
conversation innit.
Perhaps he's run out of other things to talk about
he'll be running out of something else soon 
Why does he have to tell the others, does he really believe anyone's interested, well even if they are I'm not
conversation innit.
Perhaps he's run out of other things to talk about
he'll be running out of something else soon
Why does he have to tell the others, does he really believe anyone's interested, well even if they are I'm not
I'd be horrified, but at least it would remind me to shower in my flip-flops I wouldn't even sit in that bath.
LOL. I'd scrub it with a bottle of bleach before I got in it
Why does he have to tell the others, does he really believe anyone's interested, well even if they are I'm not
conversation innit.
Perhaps he's run out of other things to talk about
he'll be running out of something else soon
by jove i think that quip was Blizzie Worthy.
You need correction Red And White Kop
It's gonna cost ya.
Holy moly! I love a trier!
Sign me up skipper! There be mutiny on the Yorkie!
Shall we have job roles? What you fancying? I guess I'll brave it for Captain, but take your pick of any other role.
Ship rat?
Holy moly! I love a trier!
Sign me up skipper! There be mutiny on the Yorkie!
Shall we have job roles? What you fancying? I guess I'll brave it for Captain, but take your pick of any other role.
Ship rat?
what ever floats your boat.
Sorry the tie's not Gold .
Holy moly! I love a trier!
Sign me up skipper! There be mutiny on the Yorkie!
Shall we have job roles? What you fancying? I guess I'll brave it for Captain, but take your pick of any other role.
Ship rat?
what ever floats your boat.
Is it a boat?
Or two buoys a pallet and some straw?
Why does he have to tell the others, does he really believe anyone's interested, well even if they are I'm not
conversation innit.
Perhaps he's run out of other things to talk about
he'll be running out of something else soon
Destination Norfolk Enballs ?
Why does he have to tell the others, does he really believe anyone's interested, well even if they are I'm not
conversation innit.
Perhaps he's run out of other things to talk about
he'll be running out of something else soon
Hahaha - you're on form tonight Rawks.
Why does he have to tell the others, does he really believe anyone's interested, well even if they are I'm not
conversation innit.
Perhaps he's run out of other things to talk about
he'll be running out of something else soon
Hahaha - you're on form tonight Rawks.
Its like i've embodied Blizzie.
Are the hot tub and swimming pool considered international waters or has that been claimed your crew?
Are the hot tub and swimming pool considered international waters or has that been claimed your crew?
The cleaning crew yes.
Are the hot tub and swimming pool considered international waters or has that been claimed your crew?
The cleaning crew yes.
On HMS Harpic?
Are the hot tub and swimming pool considered international waters or has that been claimed your crew?
The cleaning crew yes.
On HMS Harpic?
Captain Domestos says aye aye 
What we looking at Xochi?
Hahahahahahahaha
was thinking more this
What we looking at Xochi?
Nuffink. Just a few pebbles ahead.
Are you pouring oil on troubled waters suzy?
What we looking at Xochi?
Nuffink. Just a few pebbles ahead.
Got'cha. *taps nose*
Hahaha - you're on form tonight Rawks.
Its like i've embodied Blizzie.
I hope that's not a euphamism 
i laughed at loud brilliant title Rawks but im not a fan of bennys not sure about him sorry
Nor am I, but I do have to smile because I know he would just hate for us to call him Benny 
Chugga chugga, choo, choo!
Wow, this is perhaps the lowest forming group i've ever had.
Hahaha - you're on form tonight Rawks.
Its like i've embodied Blizzie.
I hope that's not a euphamism
I didn't feel a thing!!
Hahaha - you're on form tonight Rawks.
Its like i've embodied Blizzie.
I hope that's not a euphamism
I didn't feel a thing!!
Oh you know how to cut a man to the quick....
