Have you got a Hit List? A list of people and things you would like to remove from your life? Obviously not to 'Off' them because apparently that's illegal.
I do.
Hit List
Katie Price
Charity workers stopping you in the street
Limos (especially Pink ones)
ITV
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Mark (only way is essex ) shudder
Ronaldo
lady gaga talk about trying too hard
Penny Smith
Anthea Turner
Ulrika Jonsson
Cold callers (on the telephone or knocking at the door).
They all make me 
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Peirs Morgan
William Hague
Chuggers for me too, Rawky
Peirs Morgan again, just to make sure
Micheal smugasfeck Schumacher. Get off my TV and go back to retirement you smug, arrogant git Oh, and take Lewis Hamilton with you, cheers.
Rupert
CR7
Rubeh Wax
My hit list is called the Pit List!
The people that I want to put in the pit!
Bill Turnbull
Sian Williams
Neil Oliver
Ben Fogle
David Cameron
Becky Mantin
Lewis Hamilton can go in the pit Saz 
I don't like him eitherhahahaha!
yeah, I second that!
Jonathan Ross
Jeremy Clarkson
David Cameron
Katie Price
Wayne Rooney
Adam Bolton
Kay Surly Burley
I have loads more 
A list!!1!!!1!1
I have more like a hit novel there are so many pages 
Nick Clegg
David Cameron
Nick Clegg
Sharon Osbourne
Nick Clegg
Christine Bleakley
Nick Clegg
Intellechul snobs
Nick Clegg
Rude people
I have so many that I would send the forum wonky again if I listed them all.
Top Spot goes to Nick Clegg
Quickly followed by his coalition colleague David Cameron
Jonathon Woss
All talentless 'celebs'
And the man in the Go Compare advert ~ second thoughts ~ he should go first.
*waits to see if she makes this list*
Lewis Hamilton can go in the pit Saz
Yes!
Good call on Cameron btw... and, I can't believe I forgot: Nick Griffin 
Shove him right in the pit, whilst on fire
lori -
fergie - both man U and ex of prince andrew
hugh grant
annie lennox
bono
i vote for annie lennox and bono to go for a suicide pact-live on tv
i really cannot stand the pair of them
ps
why do we say 'cannot stand' where does that saying come from?
and also
'its black over bills mothers'
i heard that twice in the pub earlier
Lori Lulu,I cant stand the woman.I also would include all of the above.
*waits to see if she makes this list*
Nah, never Lori 
*waits to see if she makes this list*
Nah, never Lori
brown nose
*waits to see if she makes this list*
Nah, never Lori
brown nose
sorry
just a joke
I cant be bothered to put celebrities or politicians on my hit list, because as soon as they are gone some other idiot will take their place.
So, I would put the woman in the hat shop that I went into today. My friend wanted to buy a hat to complete her 'mother of the bride' outfit and, pretty much within reason, money was no object. The woman slurped her way through a smelly noodle concoction and, when asked if a particular hat came in black, said 'dunno but I doubt it'.
My hit list is called the Pit List!
The people that I want to put in the pit!
Bill Turnbull
Sian Williams
Neil Oliver
Ben Fogle
David Cameron
Becky Mantin
but...... but...... but..... I lubs Neil Oliver 
I cant be bothered to put celebrities or politicians on my hit list, because as soon as they are gone some other idiot will take their place.
So, I would put the woman in the hat shop that I went into today. My friend wanted to buy a hat to complete her 'mother of the bride' outfit and, pretty much within reason, money was no object. The woman slurped her way through a smelly noodle concoction and, when asked if a particular hat came in black, said 'dunno but I doubt it'.
Good old customer service eh Rexi
Good old customer service eh Rexi
*waits to see if she makes this list*
Nah, never Lori
brown nose
sorry
just a joke
Luv it!!!
And I'm jealous of your smileys...I want some like that.
Yay!!!! I made the list! <:-P
Sharon Osbourne
Noooooooo
. I think Sharon is fab!
Ed Miliband
Katie Price
Mark Wright
Steven Gerrard
Antony Cotton
Piers Moron
Cheryl Cole
John Cena
Danny Miller.
Katie Price
Kerry Katona
Piers Morgan
Lee Evans
Danny Dire
Ed Miliband
Katie Price
Mark Wright
Steven Gerrard
Antony Cotton
Piers Moron
Cheryl Cole
John Cena
Danny Miller.
My hit list is called the Pit List!
The people that I want to put in the pit!
Bill Turnbull
Sian Williams
Neil Oliver
Ben Fogle
David Cameron
Becky Mantin
but...... but...... but..... I lubs Neil Oliver
well.. you have 2 choices Pengy.. wave to him from across the water that divides the general public from the island that contains the bad people.. & where the pit is located, which is reserved for people that are not only bad... but reallly really irritating..
or.. you'll have to be getting yourself pit worthy
(entry to the pit can be gained in a number of ways.. taking bongos or a whistle to a club with you & thinking you're dead cool blowing or bongoing away to the beat of the music, tailgating on the outside lane of a motorway when the car in front is going as fast as it can, & is obviously being held up by traffic in front, scraping your fork on your teeth when you eat... )
Katie Price
Kerry Katona
Piers Morgan
Lee Evans
Danny Dire
oooh! Good call on Lee Evans & Danny Dire!!
(entry to the pit can be gained in a number of ways.. taking bongos or a whistle to a club with you & thinking you're dead cool blowing or bongoing away to the beat of the music, tailgating on the outside lane of a motorway when the car in front is going as fast as it can, & is obviously being held up by traffic in front, scraping your fork on your teeth when you eat... )
How about chewing with your mouth open?
How about chewing with your mouth open?
Yeah... 1 way ticket to the pit! 
(entry to the pit can be gained in a number of ways.. taking bongos or a whistle to a club with you & thinking you're dead cool blowing or bongoing away to the beat of the music, tailgating on the outside lane of a motorway when the car in front is going as fast as it can, & is obviously being held up by traffic in front, scraping your fork on your teeth when you eat... )
How about chewing with your mouth open?
Tis not nice Lori 
