Baitch, batich, baitch

and?

Callum covering his arse

Jackie must be wetting herself with excitement at Jemima being out so she has the kitchen to herself 

I DETEST WOLFY!

Yup

She's such a Cah

Wolfy, shut up!

So Wolfy can remember Hazel's VT.

So will Wolfy be honest and let Callum know about his video?

I think not.

She's playing games, she knows Callum's VT.

watching them stuff pies in their face would make me want to   watching them running around after a moving pie now that would make me 

Me too

Callum is a strange one

 you just posted in the Manor

sod off Wolfy - you're boring (and fat) - typical that the only friend Dexter appears to have  - she's gone and stuck the boot in.

Of course she can the miserable, game playing, fake, heifer

hi supes 

Enjoying Jackie here!

Come on Callum, they are not being that subtle.

Nasty, Jackie !

See...there is a solution

oohh, Charlie's face lit up there  ( prob cause her mum was wrong! )

could you imagine someone on a unicycle with a fishing rod and a pie at the end and they had to chase it 

In the wrong thread again

They're making it sound like a threesome

Callum is busted

hahaha... yes, she's disappointed ok.   Back to the drawing board jackie - shake your ass a bit more.

Wolfy, the whispering grass gobber

Daley loves to 'dress' up

they all lie their way in to some extent 

I don't believe Callum, his body language gave me the impression he was feeding them what they want to hear and to make himself sound less of a player and womanizer.

Attaches leash to erinp!

 An apt description.

yeah , it's a regular thing eh ? 

Easily

N'arf 

TBH, I think the whole Jackie/Jemima rivalry is a myth (or more likely wishful thinking) that's been largely invented by BOTS. They've tried repeatedly to get Jemima to bite over the weekend, but she's denied it every time.

Fact is that that a lot of the HMs cook in there: Sophie was probably the first to try and lay claim to the kitchen (dropping lots of hints from day 1 about cooking big meals, etc).