gawd.   All hail the mighty Dan 

OH shut up Jackie

I'm expecting a full on jazz-hands from Jackie by the end of the week

and the equine long face

Jackie convinced that Dan is an actor.

true

Jackie only takes sugar in her .............wine

Desperate Dan really annoys me 

I give it to wednesday

I like Sophie, just gets on with it and deals with things as they come at her.

I agree

Jemima is kinda territorial in the kitchen..

Sam = Glyn2 - he will soon be boiling an egg for the very first time.

Eeww, Wolfy spitting!

and she's got a  bridle in her hand luggage, you mark my words

Dan's going grey fast with all his worrying.

Showmance alert

She is an actress Billy Bunter.

It's an uncanny likeness

So Conky points out that Sam hasn't cooked, then accuses him of looking for an argument 

I really want a cuppa.....*goes to tell Mr K to put the kettle on*

Lets hope that if they believe that Dan and Wolfy are actors that they will put them up for eviction.

I like one twin better than the other but I don't know which one it is .

   is that a sex toy..?

I an hoping that happens

Looking at Wolfy in her sunglasses and I thought "my god, Helen Adams has let herself go a bit". 

I wasn't gonna mention the whip! 

Originally Posted by erinp:

Jack's bigger.  Seriously

Got the idea from that book.....50 Shades of Gravy

She's the spit of Alexi Sayle..

how long till Charley returns the favour and gives Callum a.. err.... hand massage?

Ive heard saddles are quite popular too

Calum and Charlie ready to embark on a showmance