Im not a pheasant plucker im a pheasant pluckers son....
That chicken looks like it died sometime during Henry the Eighth's reign.
quote:Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:
Siavash was a bit cocky in the DR
I didn't want to see his codpiece!
OK ladies do you pluck you chicken first 
feckin hell!!! does lisa really think they breed featherless chickens now??!!! People still bloody do it now you twat!!!!!!!!!! 
Ooo Lisa, didn't realise that chickens don't have feathers now like in the olden days
quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by angelicarwen:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:
Which wife is Freddie playing? I hope he's the Parr.
I'd have to fight Angelicarwen for the part of Anne Boleyn...
But I AM the Boleyn
But I don't want to be any of the others...Can we timeshare??
You can be the fake me when I am having it off with my many luvvers
Lisa Just think they used to do this in the olden days, to get chicken.
Marcus They still do now
Silly moo, does she thinks 2009 chickens are Bald
Marcus They still do now
Silly moo, does she thinks 2009 chickens are Bald
quote:Originally posted by CaptVimes:How can you EVER EVER EVER forget Pie Jesu I am scarred for life with that.quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:quote:Originally posted by faerykelstar:
jeezuz this is like michelle bass at the wedding all over again
Omgg I'd forgotten about that
Now I've been reminded I don't think I ever shall be.
PIEEEE JESSSUUUUU *high pitched..voice breaks...squeal*
quote:Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:
Why don't Kris and Charlie just cut to the chase and get jiggy?
Well....the Tudors didn't have undercrackers...so who knows....they need a walled garden to play 'hide and seek' in...
quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:
Freddie's not done his dress up
erm...... wouldnt be some sort of "quick release" would it? so he can get in his bed all the quicker,......the man NEEDS his kip,
he has to have kip practice 3 times a day so that he can stay on top of his game,
Look you, I'm going to give you a number in a minute and make you a dedicated fan club member
this is what they had to do in the "olden days" so that they could get chicken!!!
WHAT? you mean they had to have an ACTUAL CHICKEN.....to get....chicken?
thank god they did away with all that crap eh?
WHAT? you mean they had to have an ACTUAL CHICKEN.....to get....chicken?
thank god they did away with all that crap eh?
quote:Originally posted by CaptVimes:
OK ladies do you pluck you chicken first
I cannot possibly reveal what I do with the parsons nose.
quote:Originally posted by angelicarwen:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by angelicarwen:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:
Which wife is Freddie playing? I hope he's the Parr.
I'd have to fight Angelicarwen for the part of Anne Boleyn...
But I AM the Boleyn
But I don't want to be any of the others...
You can be the fake me when I am having it off with my many luvvers
you mean when you get caught so she get her head cut off your so thoughtful
quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:
Why don't Kris and Charlie just cut to the chase and get jiggy?
Well....the Tudors didn't have undercrackers...so who knows....they need a walled garden to play 'hide and seek' in...
Can't we just wall them up somewhere full stop?
quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:
Freddie's not done his dress up
erm...... wouldnt be some sort of "quick release" would it? so he can get in his bed all the quicker,......the man NEEDS his kip,
he has to have kip practice 3 times a day so that he can stay on top of his game,
Look you, I'm going to give you a number in a minute and make you a dedicated fan club member
The best bitquote:Originally posted by Pengy:
Chicken's arse is meant to be tasty
...
Lisa: she is thicker than I first thunked.
Why didn't they just go to Ye Olde Tescos?quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
this is what they had to do in the "olden days" so that they could get chicken!!!
WHAT? you mean they had to have an ACTUAL CHICKEN.....to get....chicken?
thank god they did away with all that crap eh?
quote:Originally posted by CaptVimes:
OK ladies do you pluck you chicken first
Yes, you do. I think it's different if it's a cock
what a bag of shite this is,without Sree in it.
Who gets to be the real one when you have your head lopped offquote:Originally posted by angelicarwen:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by angelicarwen:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:
Which wife is Freddie playing? I hope he's the Parr.
I'd have to fight Angelicarwen for the part of Anne Boleyn...
But I AM the Boleyn
But I don't want to be any of the others...
You can be the fake me when I am having it off with my many luvvers
My father the mercenary looks good 
quote:Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:
Why don't Kris and Charlie just cut to the chase and get jiggy?
Well....the Tudors didn't have undercrackers...so who knows....they need a walled garden to play 'hide and seek' in...
Can't we just wall them up somewhere full stop?
Now that sounds like a plan.
quote:Originally posted by strike:
what a bag of shite this is,without Sree in it.
quote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:The best bitquote:Originally posted by Pengy:
Chicken's arse is meant to be tasty
I'm thankful I'm a veggie - I don't think I want to eat anyone/things backside
quote:Originally posted by captain marbles:Why didn't they just go to Ye Olde Tescos?quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
this is what they had to do in the "olden days" so that they could get chicken!!!
WHAT? you mean they had to have an ACTUAL CHICKEN.....to get....chicken?
thank god they did away with all that crap eh?
ye olde Macdonalds
quote:Originally posted by CaptVimes:Who gets to be the real one when you have your head lopped offquote:Originally posted by angelicarwen:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by angelicarwen:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:
Which wife is Freddie playing? I hope he's the Parr.
I'd have to fight Angelicarwen for the part of Anne Boleyn...
But I AM the Boleyn
But I don't want to be any of the others...
You can be the fake me when I am having it off with my many luvvers
quote:Originally posted by CaptVimes:
OK ladies do you pluck you chicken first
As Frank Skinner famously said: "Let the dog see the rabbit"
quote:Originally posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Lisa: she is thicker than I first thunked.
Didn't she just mean that we don't have to do that anymore ourselves? Just a thought.
lol@Sree and Rodrigo
quote:Originally posted by Pengy:quote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:The best bitquote:Originally posted by Pengy:
Chicken's arse is meant to be tasty
I'm thankful I'm a veggie - I don't think I want to eat anyone/things backside
ever had a burger or a sausage?
Are they washing the chicken though?
Marcus looks the part.. he should dress like that all the time
Theres good eating on the wings :/
quote:Originally posted by CaptVimes:Who gets to be the real one when you have your head lopped offquote:Originally posted by angelicarwen:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by angelicarwen:quote:Originally posted by MrsB:quote:Originally posted by mary_bee:
Which wife is Freddie playing? I hope he's the Parr.
I'd have to fight Angelicarwen for the part of Anne Boleyn...
But I AM the Boleyn
But I don't want to be any of the others...
You can be the fake me when I am having it off with my many luvvers
Angelica can have that honour....
Do your dress up you harlot
That one's a whole new thread.quote:Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:
Are they washing the chicken though?
