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MoonieMember VIP10 years

Originally Posted by El Loro:

Originally Posted by Saint:

A woman next to me dropped a £10 note

I wondered,

"What would Jesus do?"

He'd turn it into wine, I thought.

So I bought a nice Pinot Grigio

And when I poured it into a glass and drank it, I found that it had turned into water.

(sorry, Saint, I couldn't resist it )

12/30/147:08 AM

SaintMember 10 years

Sea Lions are faster in water than humans

They can also outrun some humans

So ... in a triathlon you will have to make up a lot of time in the bike trial

12/30/149:44 AM

SaintMember 10 years

A genuine comment found on the internet read,

"OMG I just found out China is 10hrs ahead of the USA - why didn't they warn us about 9/11. F*** those guys."

12/30/142:06 PM

BazMember VIP10 years

Originally Posted by Saint:

Sea Lions are faster in water than humans

They can also outrun some humans

So ... in a triathlon you will have to make up a lot of time in the bike trial

Rofl

12/30/142:10 PM

SaintMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Saint:

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.

"Don't you mean a Martini?" says the bar man.

The Roman replied,

"If I'd wanted a double - I'd have asked for one"

Another Roman walks into the bar, holds up two fingers, and says,

“Five beers, please.”

12/30/144:33 PM

SaintMember 10 years

If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.

12/30/144:35 PM

SaintMember 10 years

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal?

His goal: transcend dental medication.

12/30/144:36 PM

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