Helen passes Mad Hatter tea-tasting test as David says he feels 'persecuted'
By Jody Thompson, Mirror.co.uk 5/08/2009
{PS: Who's Helen?)



Helen has passed her tea-tasting task, in which she had to guess three flavours of tea from the 25 she'd had to learn earlier today.

The busty glamour model is posing as the Mad Hatter from Alice In Wonderland for this week’s Big Brother shopping task.

Sophie - aka Dogface - spent until the early hours of this morning tea tasting, and appeared confident as she gave her guesses as which beverages Big Brother had given her.

After her first sip she said: "It tastes mango-ey with chilli in it. I think it could be from Mexico," before guessing at chilli and mango flavour.

The second tea Sophie described as: "The most awfulest tea I've ever smelt in my life. It smells like fish. Eugh - I know what this is," which she then said was Pu-erh.

For the third tea, Sophie asked if she could smell the teapot, and accidentally burned her nostrils before lodging her guess as rhubarb and cream tea.

Hira has also completed her part of the task, as main character Alice from the fairy story. It was no easy affair however, and she took five hours to eat through a giant cake in order to find a hidden key - using only her mouth to do so.

Meanwhile, David has been moaning to Lisa that it's unfair they both have to face eviction from Big Brother on Friday, when they didn’t break any rules.

He said: "We shouldn't all be up should we? We f*****g shouldn't. It's taking it out on people that don't break rules. It's not fair."

David and Lisa had a huge argument with Marcus and Freddie yesterday after Big Brother revealed that all housemates faced the boot this week, because Siavash and Marcus broke the house’s rules.

David continued, railing against Marcus: "He just laughed in our faces. He wanted that to happen. That's why I'm not bothered. You can kiss my f*****g a**e mate."

Lisa – who has previously been very vocal about how she feels – remained resigned this time.

She simply said: "I'm not bothered anymore."

The public must now vote for which housemate they want to save, with the results revealed on Friday’s live show, when the least popular housemate will be evicted.

Lisa: 'Halfwit wants me out'
Day 63, 16:55 BST
By Jenni Marsh, Bollywood Reporter


Lisa: 'Halfwit wants me out'

Lisa has revealed that she will laugh in Freddie's face if she survives the public vote on Friday night.

She told Charlie that she is looking forward to eviction night as she believes that she is strong enough to handle the rejection of being voted out of the house.

"The only thing that saddens me about it is that Halfwit really wants me to go. People have come in and said I was hated on the outside so he thinks that because it's a public vote, they are going to get me out," Lisa told the other housemates.

"If I don't go, I'll laugh in his face. He's laughing in my face."

Charlie did not reply to Lisa's claims and looked slightly uncomfortable.

"For him to say I turned everyone against him really hurts me. I'm a soft person. I would never hurt anybody ever," Lisa said.

Siavash pleads for carrot break
Day 63, 14:42 BST
By Jenni Marsh, Bollywood Reporter


Siavash pleads for carrot break

Siavash has pleaded with Big Brother to give him a break from eating carrots.

The housemate has dressed up as a rabbit as part of the Alice in Wonderland task and is required to take on many of the animal's characteristics and habits.

His sleep has also been disrupted so that he can wind up the Special Wind every hour during the night.

Revealing the strain the task is putting on him in a visit to the Diary Room, Siavash said: "Honestly, seriously, I'm not just saying this, you know that I would do it and I'm not one to bitch, but I honestly need you to give me a few hours before you feed me more carrots."

He told Big Brother that he cannot go to the toilet because his digestive system is clogged with the vegetable.

"It's just there in my stomach. Full," he added. "If I do die, I'll be coming back to see you guys."
(He says he's becoming a Veg, Like Lisa).

Robbie wants Freddie to win



TAKE That housemates. Freddie Fisher has the backing of Robbie Williams.

The 35-year-old, who has just announced a new comeback album for the autumn, has said the Oxford graduate should scoop the Big Brother crown.

Robbie, who comes from Stoke-on-Trent, said he wants the 24-year-old to win because he comes from "his neck of the woods" as he hails from Market Drayton.

The Angels singer also praised Freddie for having a good heart.

He also admitted on his official website he was sad to see Tom Oliver quit the show.

Robbie added that the moment the muscleman told hairy housemate Marcus Akin he was creepy was one of his favourite points in this year's series.

Gateaux anyone

Hope you've all had a good day so far

quote:

Originally posted by Suzie Fairy:


Gateaux anyone

Hope you've all had a good day so far

Hi Suzie.

That looks a treat anyway, I take it your having the small piece.
Half will be plenty fo me, I'm not a big eater.

Charlie: 'Task was a piece of cake'
Day 63, 18:59 BST
By Rebecca Routledge



Charlie: 'Task was a piece of cake'

Charlie has suggested that making tarts for the Alice in Wonderland task was a piece of cake.

This week's challenge saw the Geordie take on the role of the Queen of Hearts.

In order to complete his part of the task successfully, he had to join forces with Marcus - the Knave of Hearts - to bake some tarts.

After the pair had finished in the kitchen, Big Brother summoned them to the Diary Room with their produce.

Marcus promptly dropped a couple of tarts onto the floor. "Aww, they would have to go face down wouldn't they," he moaned, picking the cakes up.

"You idiot!" muttered Charlie.

Despite this setback, the duo made it into the Diary Room with the products of their labour.

Charlie stated: "We've got 60 jam tarts, four pastry cases and some gingerbread men - but they're not ginger - just for you."

"And we cleaned up all your junk as well," added Marcus.

When they were asked how they found the task, Charlie stated: "It was fine. It was a bit easy."

Big Brother then queried: "Who are the men for?"

"There's men and women," explained Marcus.

"Who are the men and women for?" asked Big Brother.

"They're just for you lot, to keep you happy - I was born to make you happy," replied Charlie.

Back in the living room, the former Mr Gay UK contestant mused: "I can't understand why the Queen would have to make cakes herself."

David: 'I shouldn't be facing eviction'
Day 63, 18:15 BST
By Rebecca Routledge



David: 'I shouldn't be facing eviction'

David has been complaining to Lisa that he should not be up for nomination.

The pair were discussing the current task by the pool when the recycled clothes sorter predicted: "There'll be some kind of twist to make us fail."

"I think sometimes there is, but I think 'cause we're all up this week," began Lisa, suggesting that Big Brother might go easy on the housemates in light of the nominations.

But David interrupted: "Yeah, but we shouldn't all be up should we?

"We fu**ing shouldn't. It's taking it out on people that don't break rules. It's not fair," he moaned.

"I'm not bothered anymore," Lisa replied.

Referring to Marcus, David stated: "And he just laughed in our faces. He wanted that to happen. That's why I'm not bothered. You can kiss my ****ing arse mate."

Lisa responded: "I don't care about Friday, now. I'm quite looking forward to it. I've been told by different people that I'm not liked on the outside, so that's their opportunity to get me out."

All the housemates are up for eviction this week after Marcus and Siavash broke Big Brother's rules.

quote:

Originally posted by Hicky:

Hi Suzie.

That looks a treat anyway, I take it your having the small piece.
Half will be plenty fo me, I'm not a big eater.

Hiya Hicky

Didn't turn out too bad did it

That slice is for my chief taster I might have a small slice yes :

Good evening all

omg wow that cake looks delish... I am partial to cake so cut me a piece please I may even come back for seconds

quote:

Originally posted by Suzie Fairy:


Gateaux anyone

Hope you've all had a good day so far

*sneeks in and nicks fairys cakie before the others eat it*

quote:

Originally posted by emptybox:
My Dad has taken a turn for the worse.
He was OK while he was on his trip, but he's felt grotty ever since.
He had another CT scan on Monday and it seems that his diabetes has got out of control, and has affected his pancreas, liver and stomach.

He's not really eating anything, feels nauseous, has no energy, and is not sleeping properly. I've got to take him for another blood test tomorrow, but I'm hoping that the doctor takes him into hospital, or at least gives him something that makes him feel better.
I'm not sure if there's an awful lot they can do for him though?
Perhaps I'm being too pessimistic, but that's the way I feel tonight.

Aaaawwww Emptybox
I am very sorry to hear about this.
It must beo so distressing and upsetting for you to see your father so unwell.

I hope that the hospital have either been able to give him something to help sort his diabetes ,problems out, or they have taken him in, to help him.

Hello Tatty and Mollie...

Sorry to read about Emptybox's dad...

quote:

Originally posted by Eternal Life:
Good evening all

omg wow that cake looks delish... I am partial to cake so cut me a piece please I may even come back for seconds

Hi E.L.

That looks a fine cake Suzie made, love loads of lovely cream, not many people could resist a slice.

Good evening all

Welcome to the forum Eternal Life.
I hope you enjoy it here. I never joined ds, because from what I saw of it, I found it a scary place.

Suzy
that cake looks so yummy, cut one for me too. Have you had your slice yet?

Hicky.. thanks for all the BB news. Well I suppose we all guessed that Lisa would be fuming about being up for eviction. Glad you enjoyed a nice meal out, my parents used to live in Meols. Very nice there, but I dont recognise the name of the pub chain you mention.

Hope Tatty is mending from her illness nicely now.

I visited my little doggie in the doggie hospital today. She is so ill, poor thing, She had a bandage round her paw with a tube, and bag attached for her drip. We should get the results tommorrow, I am so hoping she does not have kidney damage, because vet said we could lose her, wont know until the blood test results come through. I left in tears.

quote:

Originally posted by Hicky:

quote:

Originally posted by Eternal Life:
Good evening all

omg wow that cake looks delish... I am partial to cake so cut me a piece please I may even come back for seconds

Hi E.L.

That looks a fine cake Suzie made, love loads of lovely cream, not many people could resist a slice.

Hi Hicky, I presume you can't multiquote here or if you can, how do you do it?

Mollie, you were right to stay away, it got to the point where people were making false allegations and trolling my posts so I broke away. Horrible place.

Sorry to read about your dog, how awful.. how old is she? It is so upsetting when your pets are ill isn't it. I hope she will be okay. {{{{hugs}}}}

Hi Mollie.

Hows your poorly Doggie today, any news of how she is?

Hope Emptybox's Dad is OK.

Emptybox

So Sorry to hear about dad ...*Hugs and best wishes sent *
Your Dads in best place now they will get him sorted ...

Mollie
poor you ...
hope lil pooch is ok and gets well


That cake looks Yummy....
I better not have any Im fat enough ..lol

I hope everyones good ...??


I have been helping my lil Frwend today who has slipped off the sobriety wagon....
I will get him through it ...poor lad

quote:

Originally posted by Eternal Life:

quote:

Originally posted by Hicky:

quote:

Originally posted by Eternal Life:
Good evening all

omg wow that cake looks delish... I am partial to cake so cut me a piece please I may even come back for seconds

Hi E.L.

That looks a fine cake Suzie made, love loads of lovely cream, not many people could resist a slice.

Hi Hicky, I presume you can't multiquote here or if you can, how do you do it?

Mollie, you were right to stay away, it got to the point where people were making false allegations and trolling my posts so I broke away. Horrible place.

Sorry to read about your dog, how awful.. how old is she? It is so upsetting when your pets are ill isn't it. I hope she will be okay. {{{{hugs}}}}

Hi E.L.

Haven't found a way to multi-quote here.
So it's more difficult, you can only do it by opening a post and putting the FM's name and what you want to say to each one.

I'm still over on DS, are you?

Emptybox

So sorry to hear about your Dad. I hope the hospital will be able to make him more comfortable and hopefully things will work out

Mollie
We can only hope that you have managed to catch the problem in time and poor little doggie will recover very soon
Oh and No I haven't had a slice yet as Tatty's nicked it

Eternal Life
Good luck with tackling Tatty for a slice I see she has been in and nicked the whole thing

quote:

Originally posted by Eternal Life:
Mollie, you were right to stay away, it got to the point where people were making false allegations and trolling my posts so I broke away. Horrible place.

Sorry to read about your dog, how awful.. how old is she? It is so upsetting when your pets are ill isn't it. I hope she will be okay. {{{{hugs}}}}

how can some people be so nasty on forums? how awful for you, I hope you will be happier here now.

My doggie is only 3 years old, but she was the smallest of the litter, and has never had a good appetite, such a shock how quickly she has gone downhill though.

quote:

Originally posted by Hicky:

quote:

Originally posted by Eternal Life:

quote:

Originally posted by Hicky:

quote:

Originally posted by Eternal Life:
Good evening all

omg wow that cake looks delish... I am partial to cake so cut me a piece please I may even come back for seconds

Hi E.L.

That looks a fine cake Suzie made, love loads of lovely cream, not many people could resist a slice.

Hi Hicky, I presume you can't multiquote here or if you can, how do you do it?

Mollie, you were right to stay away, it got to the point where people were making false allegations and trolling my posts so I broke away. Horrible place.

Sorry to read about your dog, how awful.. how old is she? It is so upsetting when your pets are ill isn't it. I hope she will be okay. {{{{hugs}}}}

Hi E.L.

Haven't found a way to multi-quote here.
So it's more difficult, you can only do it by opening a post and putting the FM's name and what you want to say to each one.

I'm still over on DS, are you?

No Hicky I left DS and will never go back. It went too nasty so I left there.

Suzie, don't worry, I will rescue my slice.. I wish I was as good as you at baking.. I am beyond useless

Lisa eats pig's eyeball for Alice task
Day 63, 19:26 BST
By Rebecca Routledge

Lisa has been forced to eat a pig's eyeball as part of this week's Alice in Wonderland task.

The Brummie has taken on the role of a playing card, along with David, Bea and Freddie.

In order to complete their section of the challenge successfully, the group were told they must consume all of the tarts made by Charlie and Marcus. However, the pastries in question apparently contained some rather suspect fillings.

Lisa had to eat a pig's eyeball, David was forced to tackle a pig's tail, Freddie scoffed what was described as "head cheese" - another part of a pig - and Bea had to down some wasabi.

Freddie and Bea completed the task without much fuss, but Lisa and David found it slightly harder.

Afterwards, Lisa described eating the pig's eyeball. "When I burst it, all this stuff started squirting out in my mouth like a fluid," she said.

"That was the hardest one. Rock and fu**ing roll!" shouted Siavash, giving Lisa a hug.

"When I bit in, they were hard and gristly and this stuff shot in my mouth and there was this other slimy green textured stuff," Lisa explained.

"And one was really gristly and I had to swallow it in a lump because I couldn't chew it," she continued.

Meanwhile, David was feeling queasy after eating the pig's tail.

"I've never tasted owt like it in my life," he said.

"Was there hair on it?" Siavash asked.

David confirmed that there was. "As soon as I had it in my mouth and I was pulling it out, I started gipping," he stated.

quote:

Originally posted by Mike Strutter:
Mollie
poor you ...
hope lil pooch is ok and gets well


That cake looks Yummy....
I better not have any Im fat enough ..lol

I hope everyones good ...??


I have been helping my lil Frwend today who has slipped off the sobriety wagon....
I will get him through it ...poor lad

thanks Mike.

go on, you know you cant really resist a piece of Suzy's cake, can you?

Hope you manage to help sort your poor friend out. xx

*cough* (crumbs fly everywhere)


awww empty sorry to gear about your dad, i hope they can help him.

Mollie, i hope you doggie gets better, i have not read back, so excuse me, i will go read.

helloo hicky EL

errmmm i have brought your plate back suzie ... with some cakie left if anyone wants a slither

Eternal Life

Enjoy your time here its great and friendly ....
I hated the backstabbers/trolls at DS....

That's a lovely looking cake Suzie.
(reminds me I've got to make my own supper)

Hi Eternal Life.
You bear a striking resemblance to that girl out of neighbours. Forget her name?

Keeping my fingers crossed for your dog mollie.

Sounds like you had a great meal out Hicky.


Well, I had a busy day, but only worked this afternoon.
I took my Dad for his blood-test, and as I suspected, the doc took one look at him and decided he should be in hospital, so I drove him there.

His lungs and stomach were filled with fluid, which is why he was feeling so bad. Hopefully they can drain that off, and make him more comfortable, then they will investigate as to what they can do for him. Hopefully it will be something, but I don't think the prognosis is very good.

My Dad fears that it is cancer, but I don't think they've told him that in so many words?
We'll just have to see?
I think my brother is phoning the hospital tonight, and I'll phone tomorrow.

quote:

Originally posted by *Mollie*:

quote:

Originally posted by Eternal Life:
Mollie, you were right to stay away, it got to the point where people were making false allegations and trolling my posts so I broke away. Horrible place.

Sorry to read about your dog, how awful.. how old is she? It is so upsetting when your pets are ill isn't it. I hope she will be okay. {{{{hugs}}}}

how can some people be so nasty on forums? how awful for you, I hope you will be happier here now.

My doggie is only 3 years old, but she was the smallest of the litter, and has never had a good appetite, such a shock how quickly she has gone downhill though.

Oh so young too life isn't fair sometimes... hope she pulls through

I am sure I will, seems a great place so far

quote:

Originally posted by Mike Strutter:
Eternal Life

Enjoy your time here its great and friendly ....
I hated the backstabbers/trolls at DS....

Thanks Mike.. I will do.. seems so much more friendlier, DS is in the past now

Hope your friend is ok x

quote:

Originally posted by emptybox:
That's a lovely looking cake Suzie.
(reminds me I've got to make my own supper)

Hi Eternal Life.
You bear a striking resemblance to that girl out of neighbours. Forget her name?

Keeping my fingers crossed for your dog mollie.

Sounds like you had a great meal out Hicky.


Well, I had a busy day, but only worked this afternoon.
I took my Dad for his blood-test, and as I suspected, the doc took one look at him and decided he should be in hospital, so I drove him there.

His lungs and stomach were filled with fluid, which is why he was feeling so bad. Hopefully they can drain that off, and make him more comfortable, then they will investigate as to what they can do for him. Hopefully it will be something, but I don't think the prognosis is very good.

My Dad fears that it is cancer, but I don't think they've told him that in so many words?
We'll just have to see?
I think my brother is phoning the hospital tonight, and I'll phone tomorrow.

I really hope he is ok, my Dad is still ill, he had a stroke and has memory loss, had to have a pacemaker fitted as well. So sad to see him deteriorate (sp) and nothing I can do..

haha that be Steph... gosh I wish I looked like her

quote:

Originally posted by Tatty:
*cough* (crumbs fly everywhere)


awww empty sorry to gear about your dad, i hope they can help him.

Mollie, i hope you doggie gets better, i have not read back, so excuse me, i will go read.

helloo hicky EL

errmmm i have brought your plate back suzie ... with some cakie left if anyone wants a slither

Eeeerrrrrrmmmmm Thanks Tatty maybe you can tell us what it taste like then as chief taster said I need a lot more practise

Hiya Mike

When did you sneak in

Hope you've had a good day today

Thanks for the cake Tatty...

I am afraid I have to go, have to be up for work at 5.50 am

See you all tomorrow xxx

quote:

Originally posted by emptybox:
Well, I had a busy day, but only worked this afternoon.
I took my Dad for his blood-test, and as I suspected, the doc took one look at him and decided he should be in hospital, so I drove him there.

His lungs and stomach were filled with fluid, which is why he was feeling so bad. Hopefully they can drain that off, and make him more comfortable, then they will investigate as to what they can do for him. Hopefully it will be something, but I don't think the prognosis is very good.

My Dad fears that it is cancer, but I don't think they've told him that in so many words?
We'll just have to see?
I think my brother is phoning the hospital tonight, and I'll phone tomorrow.

Emptybox
glad to hear they have admitted him, so hopefully he will be made more comfortable now.

It is not an easy time for you.

quote:

Originally posted by Eternal Life:
Thanks for the cake Tatty...

I am afraid I have to go, have to be up for work at 5.50 am

See you all tomorrow xxx

we will be pleased to see you here too.

quote:

Originally posted by Suzie Fairy:

quote:

Originally posted by Tatty:
*cough* (crumbs fly everywhere)


awww empty sorry to gear about your dad, i hope they can help him.

Mollie, i hope you doggie gets better, i have not read back, so excuse me, i will go read.

helloo hicky EL

errmmm i have brought your plate back suzie ... with some cakie left if anyone wants a slither

Eeeerrrrrrmmmmm Thanks Tatty maybe you can tell us what it taste like then as chief taster said I need a lot more practise

you'd best sack your chief taster then Suzy

didn't you know that Tatty's doc recommended your cake as a tonic to her illness?

PinkBabe
Im a nawty rascal ...lol

Emptybox
Please dont fret ...he is in good hands ...

Suzie
well all these lovely women here where else would I be ...hahahahaha

Eternal Life
Im sure you look a right lovely Darling


Regarding my Frwend ..
5 months sober ...
then head goes last sun ...
went his flat he had 4 empty bottles of vodka in bin ...been on it three days


will dry the guy out ...

Tatty

you got a bit of cream on your cheek ...
*licks it off*

quote:

Originally posted by Mike Strutter:


Suzie
well all these lovely women here where else would I be ...hahahahaha

Regarding my Frwend ..
5 months sober ...
then head goes last sun ...
went his flat he had 4 empty bottles of vodka in bin ...been on it three days


will dry the guy out ...

Figures

I hope your friend soon comes out of this and I know he has great support from you guys. It must be heartbreaking to see it though so am sending you big hugs

quote:

Originally posted by Mike Strutter:
Regarding my Frwend ..
5 months sober ...
then head goes last sun ...
went his flat he had 4 empty bottles of vodka in bin ...been on it three days


will dry the guy out ...

what a shame, ater 5 whole months.

He is lucky to have a good friend in you to help him out.