All the news from last night in the house, Day 31.
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05.04 Noirin heads to the bathroom for a glass of water. She wanders sleepily around the bedroom, seems to try and wake one of the housemates then goes back to bed.
Weird.
02.08 Sounds of snoring as Rodrigo settles down.
02.04 That may have shut them all up now as the room goes quiet.
02.03 Rodrigo picks up his stuff and moves his bed away from Charlie. Perhaps he can't sleep with all the yapping.
02.01 Charlie says he eventually got a little room at the hospital where he could lie down. And he got his passport in the end.
01.58 Charlie says he lost his passport and had to go to Liverpool in a T-shirt and tracksuit pants.
He says it was Aintree weekend and he was told he had to come back the next day - but he'd gone all the way from Newcastle.
He had no clothes or money and everything was fully booked. He tells them he bought 8 cans of Stella and went and sat in the hospital and hid his cans.
He says a lookalike of Dawn from EastEnders was there saying do you want to lick my f****.
01.56 Now they're on to toilets smelling at festivals.
01.55 Karly says Lady GaGa was doing T in the park.
01.54 Charlie says he liked going camping as a kid and hearing the rain on the tent.
Yeah, it always rains when you go camping.
01.53 Noirin said she got into a bed where there were bugs and she was freaked out.
01.51 Back to Charlie telling how he fell asleep in clubs and in the doorway of a club he couldn't get in. Eventually someone found him and called his dad and he was only wearing a T-shirt (Charlie not his dad).
01.49 Karly now, but they keep cutting the sound.
01.48 Now it's Charlie's turn to tell a 'funny' story.
Something else to do with wearing no underpants.
01.45 Noirin says there were seven of them in a car and there should only have been 5 of them and they saw the cops.
Sound is cut and now she's talking about underpants and the fact that she got some and her boyfriend put them in his pocket.
She says they were stopped by the cops and the lads were asked to take their stuff out of their pockets and her fella took out her G-string!
Hilarious!
01.44 Karly says she can't think of anything after.
01.43 Charlie asks the question back but Noirin says she doesn't know.
01.42 Charlie starts telling them how he went out in a SpongeBob SquarePants T-shirt, then the sound is cut.
Sounds bad enough to us!
01.41 Charlie says he's done some mad stuff in his time.
He tells them he went to a party in his underwear to get free drinks.
"What's the worst thing you've ever done?" Noirin asks.
"The craziest," she adds.
01.37 Noirin raving on about clubs that play music that makes you say: "Oh my God, I love this song" over and over again.
01.27 Rodrigo and Charlie having a heart-to-heart. Charlie tells him: "Don't take things to heart."
They say goodnight.
Rodrigo and Charlie say they're having fun in the mirror.
"We are not animals," they say.
"They can go home and see their families," Charlie says. "We're prisoners to this game show."
"Siavash you fool, you could have had a bit of c*** then," Charlie says.
Big Brother reminds them not to look into the mirrors.
01.24 Karly says she's not tired any more.
Noirin says she doesn't know how to make Yorkshire puddings.
01.24 Noirin squeals as she tries to get into bed - only to find Karly there.
01.23 "I would do Eurovision," Charlie declares. "You could redo that one," Lisa says.
They're talking about Bucks Fizz.
01.22 "I like Tom Jones," Lisa declares.
Well, that's not unusual.
01.21 Sound has gone off as the housemates sing.
Didn't know they were THAT out of tune!
01.19 Rodrigo goes to brush his teeth.
"Who are we waiting on?" Karly says.
Siavash switches off the light.
They can't believe they're in bed so early on a Saturday night.
They all start the 'Waltons goodnight' scenario.
01.17 Rodrigo gets himself a drink and munches on something to eat.
01.12 Rodrigo gets ready for bed.
01.10 Marcus is looking lonesome as the others chat.
01.09 Noirin is talking about her eyelashes.
Entertaining stuff!
01.08 Kris cosies up to Sophie under the covers.
01.07 Charlie asks if he told the story correctly.
"Sophie, me and you both say the wrong things," Rodrigo says. "Two stupid together," he adds.
01.06 Rodrigo says that they must make sure their jokes don't get out of hand.
"The boy who cried wolf," says Rodrigo.
He says Charlie has told him three times the story about the boy who cried wolf, so Charlie tells it again.
Lucky Rodrigo!
01.05 Siavash and Freddie both go to the Diary Room
01.03 Siavash tells Freddie that he should say that Sophie and Kris's relationship was none of his business. Freddie says that was what he was trying to say.
Siavash says he's heard nothing about Freddie behind his back.
Freddie says he was freaking out and thinking 'get me a psychiatrist'.
01.00 Freddie says he and Lisa like to mediate. "I'm really self-aware," Freddie tells Siavash. "I can also see when I do something stupid," he adds.
"Sophie and Kris do know that there wasn't anything remotely malicious about what I was saying," he says.
He says he's getting on better with Kris today.
Has anyone told Kris that?
00.57 Siavash and Freddie gassing in the bathroom.
Freddie says there is not much to analyse in the house. Freddie says he is a mediator - but only when it's appropriate.
He says people value his advice.
"People do see that I do have good things to say," he says.
Siavash tells him to talk to individuals not to the whole group.
"Karly would be up for that sort of thing," Freddie says.
00.52 Kris asks if Rodrigo is going to live in Sree's bed for a while.
00.50 Siavash flosses his teeth. Marcus whistles a tune from Labyrinth.
00.49 Sophie challenges Marcus - something to do with feet I think. He says it's his weird fetish.
00.48 Rodrigo exits the Diary Room.
"You were in there f***ing ages," Marcus says.
00.47 Sophie in bathroom with Freddie saying she doesn't like seeing him upset.
"Do you ever have, like, total freakouts?" he asks her.
Can't really hear the reply as they chat brushing their teeth.
00.46 Lisa says they will be doing cleaning tomorrow which is why they want to go to bed now.
"Siavash, you fool," the girls say adding "Dude."
00.45 Lisa starts jogging on the spot.
00.44 Karly says they went to bed about 4am yesterday but they had just been lazing about in the pool etc.
00.43 Girls are saying Kris always wants to know what they're talking about.
00.39 "You're definite," Karly tells Lisa.
"I don't think so," says Lisa.
They're talking about being voted out by girls outside.
"If they've watched and seen what you're really like, they'll say yes..." Karly declares.
00.33 It seems like a night on looking back at old tasks.
00.32 Kris tells story of Charlie lying about Siavash pushing him in the pool when he really slipped.
00.31 Kris says Noirin slid on her back as a slug.
00.30 They say they didn't think Siavash had passed because he was wearing his own clothes - he was dressed as a snail.
Ha ha!
00.29 Sophie was an ice-cream woman. She says Sree said: "Ice cream, you scream..."
"Such a funny task that," Lisa says.
00.28 Siavash tells Karly she looked like a midget in the suit.
00.27 Noirin says she wants her painting back.
00.26 "I should have been a singer," says Kris
"I wanted to do the ice cream," Noirin declares.
They're discussing an old task.
00.25 Noirin talking to Marcus wondering what Sree is doing. He says it will be unbearable what BB give them next.
00.24 Karly is talking about herself wearing a suit and paces up and down.
She was obviously wearing an ice-cream hat.
00.22 They're taking the mic out of someone - Karly does an impression.
00.21 They're talking about someone being 'gonkified'.
00.20 Sophie is now sitting with Karly and Lisa, who is munching crisps.
00.17 Karly belches.
So ladylike!
00.15 Lisa and Karly at the bus shelter. Others are talking about hot water.
"I miss the affection of somebody's arms around me," says Lisa.
"I miss grabbing tits," she tells Siavash. "And you haven't got none."
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ooo no scrub that cos you should be coming with me!!
I would love to go to Ireland someday but with OH still on short time that will be impossible for some years to come I imagine 
