How did that happen.. 
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hevva the fm??????....... 
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1`ÂŽ1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&
no... Hev on the 'stenders..
no... Hev on the 'stenders..
Remember when she had that lucky yogurt lid from George Michael's rubbish bin? She went out on the pull and Shirl hired a guy for her and she went off with a guy that wasn't the one Shirl hired and then the yogurt lid was pushed under the toilet stall and we never saw who pushed it through? It was him.
Or the turkey baster.
Or the turkey baster.
quote:Originally posted by tupps:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1`ÂŽ1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&
no... Hev on the 'stenders..
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........
i was gonna ask if it was the fat bloke on the bus who was the father.......
quote:Originally posted by Suzi-Q:
Remember when she had that lucky yogurt lid from George Michael's rubbish bin? She went out on the pull and Shirl hired a guy for her and she went off with a guy that wasn't the one Shirl hired and then the yogurt lid was pushed under the toilet stall and we never saw who pushed it through? It was him.
Or the turkey baster.
So, to recap. Hev got yogged up in a toilet by some fella.. possibly with a turkey baster.
It'll be the Beale.. he has had 'em all!
quote:Originally posted by Aimee:quote:Originally posted by Suzi-Q:
Remember when she had that lucky yogurt lid from George Michael's rubbish bin? She went out on the pull and Shirl hired a guy for her and she went off with a guy that wasn't the one Shirl hired and then the yogurt lid was pushed under the toilet stall and we never saw who pushed it through? It was him.
Or the turkey baster.
thats what i think as well, but darlo reckons its phil mitchell
I'm betting on the turkey baster AND Phil
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by tupps:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1`ÂŽ1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!&
no... Hev on the 'stenders..
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........
i was gonna ask if it was the fat bloke on the bus who was the father.......
I thought Hev was with the wrong guy at that party..not the one Shirl hired but went home alone after finding out Shirl payed a bloke to date her???? 
Anyways it says in my magazine that it's either Minty, Gary, Billy, Darren or Phil. I'm hoping it's Phil
Anyways it says in my magazine that it's either Minty, Gary, Billy, Darren or Phil. I'm hoping it's Phil
quote:Originally posted by tupps:quote:Originally posted by Suzi-Q:
Remember when she had that lucky yogurt lid from George Michael's rubbish bin? She went out on the pull and Shirl hired a guy for her and she went off with a guy that wasn't the one Shirl hired and then the yogurt lid was pushed under the toilet stall and we never saw who pushed it through? It was him.
Or the turkey baster.
So, to recap. Hev got yogged up in a toilet by some fella.. possibly with a turkey baster.
It'll be the Beale.. he has had 'em all!
Nah, he had the snip and I don't think Peter would . . .
quote:the yogurt lid was pushed under the toilet stall and we never saw who pushed it through? It was him.
Oooh I thought that was Shirl! oooooooohh!!!!!!!11!!!!!!eleventy!!!!
quote:Originally posted by tupps:
It's like cluedo..
I'm going for Ian Beale in the chippy with the batter.
wilmot-brown....in the dagmar....with the juice........
poor phil... bad enough coming round from a bender to see he'd tupped shirley... but to find out he'd planted one in hev....
...if that doesn't keep him on the wagon, nothing will!
anyway... how comes he can do the deed... so lagged up?
...if that doesn't keep him on the wagon, nothing will!
anyway... how comes he can do the deed... so lagged up?
quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:quote:Originally posted by Aimee:quote:Originally posted by Suzi-Q:
Remember when she had that lucky yogurt lid from George Michael's rubbish bin? She went out on the pull and Shirl hired a guy for her and she went off with a guy that wasn't the one Shirl hired and then the yogurt lid was pushed under the toilet stall and we never saw who pushed it through? It was him.
Or the turkey baster.
thats what i think as well, but darlo reckons its phil mitchell
I do. They are thinking of drama because Shirley loves Phil so if he got Heather up the duff it would make things difficult EE always does this. I read an interview with the Producer and it deffo looks like it is him from what I read.....
well i think its stupid if its phil, no way would he go for hev and he wasn't even on the sauce then
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
poor phil... bad enough coming round from a bender to see he'd tupped shirley... but to find out he'd planted one in hev....
...if that doesn't keep him on the wagon, nothing will!
anyway... how comes he can do the deed... so lagged up?
quote:Originally posted by Aimee:
i'm going for charlie slater in the back of his cab
Unless Brendas secret is she is pregnant
lmao.
Darren 
in the car lot.
in the car lot.quote:Originally posted by tupps:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by tupps:
It's like cluedo..
I'm going for Ian Beale in the chippy with the batter.
wilmot-brown....in the dagmar....with the juice........
Arfur.. in the allotment.. with the seeder..
frank.......on the door step with his dicky.....(bow)........
quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:quote:Originally posted by Aimee:
i'm going for charlie slater in the back of his cab
Unless Brendas secret is she is pregnant
what is that brendas secret?
quote:Originally posted by tupps:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
poor phil... bad enough coming round from a bender to see he'd tupped shirley... but to find out he'd planted one in hev....
...if that doesn't keep him on the wagon, nothing will!
anyway... how comes he can do the deed... so lagged up?
I did stumble on my use of the verb 'to tupp'... current climate n all that... but then thought.. wtf
I reckon Phil had her sneakily down an Alleyway..
quote:Originally posted by Aimee:quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:quote:Originally posted by Aimee:
i'm going for charlie slater in the back of his cab
Unless Brendas secret is she is pregnant
what is that brendas secret?
I think she might be married
, I'm not sure.quote:Originally posted by Lacey:
I reckon Phil had her sneakily down an Alleyway..
knee trembler.... the mind boggles!
Minty in the Arches while he's doing up the Cars .
while he's doing up the Cars .
Probably not relevant, (but when did that stop anyone) Ian Beale (Adam Whatisname) came to Dublin last week for a tv awards programme and was OBNOXIOUS. A little girl asked for his autograph and he told her 'he didint do autographs'...!! Cheeky brat!
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by tupps:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by tupps:
It's like cluedo..
I'm going for Ian Beale in the chippy with the batter.
wilmot-brown....in the dagmar....with the juice........
Arfur.. in the allotment.. with the seeder..
frank.......on the door step with his dicky.....(bow)........
Gary.. up the arches.. with his dipstick..
I thought it was the natural shortening of tuppance... which is a quaint ol name for a lulu!
I like the word lulu... was someone on here that used it, and I like it! (when I manage to disassociate it from Lulu... the singer)
tupps...........
pete beale.....on the market........with his 'tweacle'........
pete beale.....on the market........with his 'tweacle'........
Due in December....Imaculate conception..must be, under the arches, star overhead....Queens Speech..sorted.
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
I like the word lulu... was someone on here that used it, and I like it! (when I manage to disassociate it from Lulu... the singer)
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL..
you know you make me wanna........
SHOUT.........
quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:quote:Originally posted by Aimee:quote:Originally posted by Suzi-Q:
Remember when she had that lucky yogurt lid from George Michael's rubbish bin? She went out on the pull and Shirl hired a guy for her and she went off with a guy that wasn't the one Shirl hired and then the yogurt lid was pushed under the toilet stall and we never saw who pushed it through? It was him.
Or the turkey baster.
thats what i think as well, but darlo reckons its phil mitchell
I do
Yep, it probably is. Eastenders seem to be doing all the most unlikely things, stretching it's already very thin credibility to the absolute limit. Think it's going to be the last straw for me.
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
I like the word lulu... was someone on here that used it, and I like it! (when I manage to disassociate it from Lulu... the singer)
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL..
you know you make me wanna........
SHOUT.........
OMG... you just merged the two meanings of the word for me.... and I had an image of some kinda spitting image puppet.... a v unusual one!
quote:Originally posted by Hollygolightly:
Probably not relevant, (but when did that stop anyone) Ian Beale (Adam Whatisname) came to Dublin last week for a tv awards programme and was OBNOXIOUS. A little girl asked for his autograph and he told her 'he didint do autographs'...!! Cheeky brat!
There's no excuse for that. Silly man.
I've heard some interesting Eastenders spoilers....
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
I like the word lulu... was someone on here that used it, and I like it! (when I manage to disassociate it from Lulu... the singer)
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL..
you know you make me wanna........
SHOUT.........
OMG... you just merged the two meanings of the word for me.... and I had an image of some kinda spitting image puppet.... a v unusual one!
like a singing flange?????........
quote:Originally posted by Jenny:quote:Originally posted by Hollygolightly:
Probably not relevant, (but when did that stop anyone) Ian Beale (Adam Whatisname) came to Dublin last week for a tv awards programme and was OBNOXIOUS. A little girl asked for his autograph and he told her 'he didint do autographs'...!! Cheeky brat!
There's no excuse for that. Silly man.
an up himself prat........i say we storm his chippy and batter his sausage.........
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
like a singing flange?????........
yes, but with a red bob!