dont think you can win me round. i HATE YOU, I DO . PROPER

awwwnaww.. got that song in my head now!

 What about for an hour of Take That on the telly? Can't say fairer than that!

would you make me a horlicks ?

Errr, Don't push your luck! What are you doing out of the kitchen anyway?

Some day I'll wish upon a star and wake up where the clouds are far behind me. Where bluebirds melt like lemon drops away above the chimney tops that's where you'll find me

I'm doing these words from memory and if they're wrong......I DON'T CARE

low maintenance!

see what i mean? can you see? is it me, i mean ffs ? i really should have gone off wi that bloke that tried to climb me hair. Dont know how much more of this crap i can take

Cags it's 'where TROUBLES melt like lemondrops'

Bluebirds dont melt

Cagney ! stoppit stoppit!

moan, moan, moan, moan! and ALWAYS for the wrong reasons

Gyps Rapunzel had the hair that geezer climbed, not Cinderella.

Shit this panto seriously needs a Director

<snigger>

no your in the wrong and you cant see... i might do a fecking poll!

question : is prince charming a git?
answer : 1000000000000000000000 votes YES

Don't spoil my fun  You should hear some of my other lyrics

Yeah i know, but he came knocking for me first. i could have had him if id wanted. she had my cast offs UHUAHHH yep you know its da truf !

That's me on the sofa then?

Much as I'd love to sit and read your waffle.....

Is that like reading tea leaves?

no shit sherlock

No octopus?

dont try and get me with the octopus

Ha! I'm getting there!

Sits back and just watches.

oh here we go, Sulk alert! <goes to the pub>

*goes to bed alone*

DON'T BE SNORING WHEN I GET HOME

Good to see who to avoid here in future.

What's up Real? are you a snorer?

you tell'im real

* goes back to bed...locks door*

No i am someone who repects other FMs on here and tries to make friends. It's obvious that you do not have the same thoughts about friendship on here, so i will leave you to your Thread and not bother you again-- and hope you respect me and do the same.

oh ffs, you cant even have a joke on here anymore.

have a bit of intelligence to recognise a tongue in cheek thread. and if you cant then shut the door on your way out.

But I am allowed to be disrespekting her...it's foreplay! Nice of you to pop in though Bye!

Real,  I think Prince Charming was referring to Cinders/Gypsue being in a sulk not you.

They've been fighting all night...... young love huh?

It will be divorce at this rate!

FFs-- Have i put my foot in it again. Sorry folks if i have mis-read these posts. Please accept my apologies and sorry for any upset on here... Am Really sorry -- Honest-- am not a nasty person, must have read the posts wrong.  Really sorry.

divorce...you aint even taken me up the aisle yet...and let me tell you mister...chance would be a fine thing!

I had you "up the aisle" last night...Are you telling me you slept through it?

no worries real. soz. crossed wires. x
look...this panto is needing men badly!!! we need a dad and a king.

........fancy either ? xxx