But never mind, Cinders will be finding someone else to keep her warm at night by the looks of things!
Slinki, I am a bit premature But never mind, Cinders will be finding someone else to keep her warm at night by the looks of things!
But never mind, Cinders will be finding someone else to keep her warm at night by the looks of things!
she better be a bloody good script writter to put this mess right
Bast**d Princes
Bast**d Princes
It was YOU wanting the tongue of another!
I WASNT TALKING TO YOU!
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Hello darlo
Hello Gypsue
.*passes lock back*
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I want to audition for the part of the relationship counsellor!
oh dear, shall I phone for marriage guidance?
we need relate and alcoholics anonymous
*he drove me to it, i used to be such a rounded person*
*drinks*
and alcoholics anonymous *he drove me to it, i used to be such a rounded person*
*drinks*
Ahhh Nice one Slinki, Though to be frank, I think it's just HER with the issue!
Is Prince R?.
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i used to be such a rounded person*
weightwatchers too ?Reference:
*he drove me to it, i used to be such a rounded person*
No, Darling, You were NEVER fat!
Ohhh OHHHHH so now the truth comes out eh FAT EH FOOCKING FAT !!!!!! my mother was right about you.
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I want to audition for the part of the relationship counsellor!
We should do Cinderella II...... the divorce! 
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We should do Cinderella II...... the divorce
We'll need two lawyers too then.Reference:
Ohhh OHHHHH so now the truth comes out eh FAT EH FOOCKING FAT !!!!!! my mother was right about you
oh, you read about aswell as you cook eggs! I SAID YOU WERE NEVER!! I repeat NEVER fat!
HE SAID I WAS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
women
He meant Phaaaaaaaaat!!! (innit)
I DIDN'T EVEN SAY SHE WAS FAT THO
This is going to turn into a barsteward men thread, I can just see it coming
go buy her a new pair of glass slippers,quick..
dammit, too late, she just keyed your carriage!
It was a typo. He said you were flat! FLAAAAAAT! 
There... that should make her feel better.
He said you were flat! FLAAAAAAT! There... that should make her feel better.
I will get her some slippers from cosy feet, for her fat ankles.
Ducky, are you trying to get me in more trouble?
Ducky, are you trying to get me in more trouble?
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Ducky, are you trying to get me in more trouble?
, she has her ways Prince
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fat ankles so help me god get that sod out of my sight 
before i batter the fooker over the head with this sewing machine that slackass sleepybeauty left lying around for someone to break their neck on.
so help me god get that sod out of my sight before i batter the fooker over the head with this sewing machine that slackass sleepybeauty left lying around for someone to break their neck on.Reference:
for her fat ankles
How much more trouble could you be in?Reference:
batter the fooker over the head with this sewing machine
a wound with built in stitches! Get that on Dragons Den, woman!Reference:
a wound with built in stitches! Get that on Dragons Den, woman!
Handbags at 50 paces!Ducky
She winds me up!Reference:
Slinkiwitch x offline 1497 Forum Posts Today at 12:57 AM (Edited: ) Reference: batter the fooker over the head with this sewing machine a wound with built in stitches! Get that on Dragons Den, woman!
PMSL yeah slinky who the feck needs these men. i will
for that see you next tuesday i wasted so many sleepless nights over
not even suzi q can put this right
not even suzi q can put this right
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who the feck needs these men
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Ducky She winds me up!
You'd be better off with an Ugly Sister. They're far more grateful for what they can get.
can somebody please tell him ^ im not listening
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You'd be better off with an Ugly Sister. They're far more grateful for what they can get.
I think you are probably, No, Scrap that, You're right! Saying that, even the fairy godmother would be more grateful!Reference:
can somebody please tell him ^ im not listening
Not even for a dippy egg?
KISS MY SLIPPER
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