Is it a fairy for the top of the tree made from a toilet roll tube and a doiley?

Think I may have lost the plot...cos haven't the chuff idea what ya on about!!!!!

Cags  

I was on a threads that sink without trace mission 

Aww did I spoil it?

Does it involve me looking down a toilet pan?  (Can you tell I grew up with boys?)

Oi`ll give it fiove

Love Sandy xxx 

Oooh, time for one of my favourite pieces of trivia.....

Everyone thinks "Here's one I prepared earlier" comes from Blue Peter....but actually, it was first coined by Fanny Cradock on her cooking show, years before Blue Peter was aired....

Not a lot of people know that....

Didn't the Blue Peter people say "here's one I MADE earlier"?

She used to scare me..still does if I see anything old with her in it....

Its a fine art to make doughnuts like fannys

Jammy!

I wonder how long that guy kept his job.....

More Fanny trivia.....
Fanny Cradock is credited as being the inventor of the prawn cocktail (and is therefore probably responsible for Harvester restaurants,,,,)

Here's my ROFL spoiler!

Much maligned the prawn cocktail by pretentious types.  I tastes LOVELY! Who care if its fashionable/naff/retro-chic/crappy bollox.  Gawd bless mental old fanny (God I just typed that didn't I? I really did)

Much maligned the prawn cocktail by pretentious types.  I tastes LOVELY! Who care if its fashionable/naff/retro-chic/crappy bollox.  Gawd bless mental old fanny (God I just typed that didn't I? I really did)

Maybe with a bit of imagination

I confess I'm rather fond of prawn cocktail myself...I often have prawn cocktail sandwiches for lunch.

(And who are you calling a mental old fanny? )

*stores that phrase up ready for use at the family christmas gathering*

Hahahaha No wonder her poor fella drank so much.
  Do you have any relatives with very "shocked" eyebrows?

Usually, by the end of the day!

Though none of us have been able to top my son, aged 4, calling my mother a  bitch at the christmas dinner table.  (he felt a major injustice had been committed... my mum telling him to take his Adams family robotic 'thing' hand off the table... whilst his sister was allowed to keep the furbie on the table).

Worst bit was... once the tellings offs had been done... and things smoothed over, he then calmly looked at her and repeated "bitch" again!

I have never been so shocked in my life (though I did have to excuse myself to go and laugh it out in the loo for a few mins)

Oh Ditty!

Not that I should be seen to condone cheek in kids but...your son! hahahahaha

I know... I wouldn't normally condone it either... but was SO out of character!

I had to admire his courage and the conviction with which he knew he was in the right (my mum hadn't noticed the furbie)

Twice!

Nowt gets past kids.   They notice everything!
Wasn't my fault, I just got excited at the crustaceany sexiness

I really really want a prawn cocktail now...

I have even reccied the freezer and spotted some prawns.  But they are raw.. and it really is a bit late to be doing a 1970's dinner party starter!

*stuffs another cheddar in gob and looks wistfully at the prawn cocktail ?shots*

Do you think you bang the glass on the table before necking the prawn then... tequila slammer style?

These don't look too apetising to me

Even if those were shot glasses Ditty... you'd really have to love those prawns!

Noooooooooooo-- you wait till they have finished their drink then drop em in hot fat.   They will be too Pished to know what hit em

A definite disappointment Real...

Yeah  we have spam to go with the Prawns.  

right now I can honestly say I do!!  

I have had to go and turn lights and everything off in the kitchen and shut all the doors for the night... to stop myself going on a prawn bonanza!

cheddars are sticking to the roof of my mouth!    They are really not hitting the spot!

you're beginning to sound like one of those people who invent tasks for BB!

Sarum!