It'sall a conspiracy from top to bottom. Press, radio, telly.
You are going to jail for a heinous crime and everybody knows.
There's conspiracy messages in all you see and hear. You don't sleep - ever - the alarm in the lounge is monitoring you. Tellies have two way cameras. All political leaders are having a dig when you see or hear them. You don't trust your family - you think they've sold out to the press. The dog speaks to you and quite clearly says you're going to jail. And worst of all the birds are talking to you and it ain't complimentary. That last one weren't pretty...
Oh and you smoke and drink non stop seeking the get out clause.
'n' *shrugs*