I'm singing the Wheels on the Bus go Round and Round to the dog but so far I've only got the women going yak, the babies going waaah and the dogs going woof. Who else was on that fkin bus?
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The RSPCA.
Shut yer face VD. At least my dog hasn't got unfortunate initials 
not sure if there are different versions though 
The wheels on the bus go round and round.
round and round.
round and round.
The wheels on the bus go round and round,
all through the town!
The people on the bus go up and down.
up and down.
up and down.
The people on the bus go up and down,
all through the town!
The horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep.
beep, beep beep.
beep, beep, beep.
The horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep.
all through the town!
The wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish.
swish, swish, swish.
swish, swish, swish.
The wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish,
all through the town!
The signals on the bus go blink, blink, blink.
blink, blink, blink.
blink, blink, blink.
The signals on the bus go blink, blink, blink,
all through the town!
The motor on the bus goes zoom, zoom, zoom.
zoom, zoom, zoom.
zoom, zoom, zoom.
The motor on the bus goes zoom, zoom, zoom,
all through the town!
The babies on the bus go waa, waa, waa.
waa, waa, waa.
waa, waa, waa.
The babies on the bus go waa, waa, waa,
all through the town!
The parents on the bus go shh, shh, shh.
shh, shh, shh.
shh, shh, shh.
The parents on the bus go shh, shh, shh,
all through the town!
The mommy on the bus says, I love you.
I love you, I love you
The daddy on the bus says, I love you, too.
All through the town.
I think what is more important is..... why is Karma singing this song to her dog? 
My dog put's her own records on
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I think what is more important is..... why is Karma singing this song to her dog?
very true 
Come on Karma - spill
I sing to the dog all the time and also tell him a bedtime story. Is that odd 
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The people on the bus go up and down. up and down.
Just what kind of bus is this?? 
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Karma_ offline 8,476 Forum Posts Today at 3:11 PM Last Edited: I sing to the dog all the time and also tell him a bedtime story. Is that odd
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My dog put's her own records on
Mary Bale.
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No
Last night I was telling him about Big Brother and Makosi. But I did say 'in my opinion' at the end of it in case the forum M16 were listening 
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My dog put's her own records on
This one? 
does he answer you back Karms?
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Karma_ offline 8,478 Forum Posts Today at 3:19 PM Last Edited: Reference: No Last night I was telling him about Big Brother and Makosi. But I did say 'in my opinion' at the end of it in case the forum M16 were listening
Always best to add that disclaimer - saves all sorts of hassle
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This one?
Yeah, but the dub version 
Karma on the bus goes
"I hate this feckin bus
hate this feckin bus
hate this feckin bus
Karma on the bus goes
"i hate this feckin bus
And Rawky drives by looking smug
"I hate this feckin bus
hate this feckin bus
hate this feckin bus
Karma on the bus goes
"i hate this feckin bus
And Rawky drives by looking smug
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does he answer you back Karms?
He does a grunty thing followed by a sigh. But he's happy I know it 
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And Rawky drives by looking smug
Dahhhling as I am not allowed to drive at the moment I get driven TYVM *sticks nose in air and looks down at Rawky over tache*Reference:
I sing to the dog all the time and also tell him a bedtime story. Is that odd
I tell mine he's got a secsy belly so no singing is not odd at all Reference:
He does a grunty thing followed by a sigh. But he's happy I know it
Do you dress him up? What's his name and what kind of dog is he?
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*sticks nose in air and looks down at Rawky over tache*
you wanna get that trimmed love, its getting wispy.
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Always best to add that disclaimer - saves all sorts of hassle
Well, indeed. I had visions of helicopters suddenly whirring overhead with searchlights and then my windows smashing and ninja type people jumping through my window holding up pictures of Makosi 
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Do you dress him up? What's his name and what kind of dog is he?
He's an Alsatian. I put socks on his paws last winter cos it was cold 
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you wanna get that trimmed love, its getting wispy.
You're just jealous cos you haven't started shaving yet
Oh and his name's Vinnie (Jones) or Vincenzo when I'm cross with him.
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You're just jealous cos you haven't started shaving yet
I'll have you know I'm one hairy beast
.....honestly its pretty scary down below Can I call your dog Vincent?
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He's an Alsatian. I put socks on his paws last winter cos it was cold
the 2nd
is for calling him an 'alsatian' 
Us Gsd owners don't recognise that term
And thirdly, I've washed all ours in the garden today, hosepipe, shower gel and a bit of conditioner to make them all fluffy!
Basil wasn't at all impressed
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Can I call your dog Vincent?
No It reminds me of that painter bloke who chopped his lugole off (Didn't he want to be deaf or summat? I can't remember) Rawky, your nether region hair doesn't resemble Makosi's weave in length does it
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Us Gsd owners don't recognise that term
I usually do use the term GSD but then I get the 'Ehhhh? What's that then?' questions Reference:
Rawky, your nether region hair doesn't resemble Makosi's weave in length does it
*looks smug*
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And thirdly, I've washed all ours in the garden today, hosepipe, shower gel and a bit of conditioner to make them all fluffy!
Awwww! Vin's a long haired GSD and he loves getting a bath too. Their conditioner smells lush!Reference:
*looks smug*
That really aint nothin to be smug about dear I suggest thee invest in some clippers or a beautician's appointment at the earliest opportunity. What would you do if you got run over? Forget about clean skid free kecks, what about the barnet You ever been on the biggsd forum Karma?
It breaks your heart
I had to stop going in there we already have 3, had I continued, would have ended up with about 20 of the buggers
But seriously if anyone is ever looking for a gsd, there are some fabulous ones around, and ones that really really really need good homes
check out the biggsd 
But its part of my act for Britains Got Talent
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But its part of my act for Britains Got Talent