Do I see jogger's nipple at the back there? Jogger's nipple? Nope. Ah, we have a bad case of halitosis from the guy at the front ...

Staffing issues are part and parcel of running your own business, as is the knowledge you’ll have to work your arse off to stay afloat – the ability to man manage comfortably is something else. Covering her shifts and hoping she recovers from her illness (which depression is, in just the same way as any physical ailment) relatively quickly is about all you can do.

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Originally posted by electric6:
I wished my ex GP would have handed out help (not necessarily sick notes) instead of keeping my diagnosis secret from me for 20 years and arguing with all the specialists that he knew better than them.

But that's just one example

have mine, he's a twat who seems to hate people (esp women) but he'll give you what you need just to shut you up so he can go have his lunch

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Originally posted by Daniel J*:
I see everyone's depression and raise them some piles.

i'd rather have piles lol, least you can have some cream and sit on a donut ring with them

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Originally posted by Darthhoob:

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Originally posted by Daniel J*:
I see everyone's depression and raise them some piles.

i'd rather have piles lol, least you can have some cream and sit on a donut ring with them

Mmm donuts.

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Originally posted by Darthhoob:

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Originally posted by Daniel J*:
I see everyone's depression and raise them some piles.

i'd rather have piles lol, least you can have some cream and sit on a donut ring with them

Wouldn't the donut go all squidgy and get stuck in your bum? I wouldn't try sitting on a chocolate eclair either - far too messy

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Originally posted by Growlybear:

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Originally posted by Darthhoob:

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Originally posted by Daniel J*:
I see everyone's depression and raise them some piles.

i'd rather have piles lol, least you can have some cream and sit on a donut ring with them

Wouldn't the donut go all squidgy and get stuck in your bum? I wouldn't try sitting on a chocolate eclair either - far too messy

Ooh, chocolate eclunge...

LOL one of those inflatable donut rings that were heavens gift to me after i had my second baby



i'd be scoffing the other donuts

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Originally posted by Darthhoob:
LOL one of those inflatable donut rings that were heavens gift to me after i had my second baby



i'd be scoffing the other donuts

I wonder if shoving a banana up it helps or hinders.

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Originally posted by Daniel J*:
Do I see jogger's nipple at the back there? Jogger's nipple?

Equals the joggers nipple, and throws in a cyclist sore crotch!

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Originally posted by Demantoid:
Ooh, chocolate eclunge...

Hahahaha

Looks like Marianne Faithful missed out then with her tatty Mars Bar

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Originally posted by Daniel J*:
I wonder if shoving a banana up it helps or hinders.

i dunno but pile cream smelt like chocolate to me...was it meant to?

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Originally posted by angelicarwen:

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Originally posted by Darthhoob:
LOL one of those inflatable donut rings that were heavens gift to me after i had my second baby



i'd be scoffing the other donuts

LOL 8 stitches and ...erm...squeezing a bit too hard will do that to you

on the plus side he only took 2 mins of pushing

I didn't have any piles and I was 3 and 1/2 hours pushing

I must have a bum of steel

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Originally posted by angelicarwen:
I didn't have any piles and I was 3 and 1/2 hours pushing

I must have a bum of steel

i spose it doesn't help when you have a hot curry the night before to get things moving

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Originally posted by angelicarwen:
I didn't have any piles and I was 3 and 1/2 hours pushing

I must have a bum of steel

Is that a mothers equivalent to Batfinks wings of steel?

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Originally posted by Cinds:

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Originally posted by angelicarwen:
I didn't have any piles and I was 3 and 1/2 hours pushing

I must have a bum of steel

Is that a mothers equivalent to Batfinks wings of steel?

My wings are perfectly normal I'll have you know

i have bingo wings do they count?

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Originally posted by Darthhoob:


i have bingo wings do they count?

I'm not jiggling my wings

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Originally posted by Darthhoob:

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Originally posted by Daniel J*:
I wonder if shoving a banana up it helps or hinders.

i dunno but pile cream smelt like chocolate to me...was it meant to?

You're meant to apply it to your botty, not eat it!

In the place I work, we get the Spanish Inquisition if we take one day of work. No kidding - taken into an office with a great big interrogation and form to be filled in, and a warning that if you have many more days off you will get a "disciplinary," whatever that means.

walking on and eggshells springs to mind! Havent read whole thread but if employee has Drs note it doesnt matte what they do while theyre off - they're signed off. Sounds to me like you need to get some serious legal advice - I worked in recruitment for 8 years and I know we had some serious problems ending placements with people signed off - worst cases back probs and stress / depression

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Originally posted by Growlybear:

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Originally posted by Darthhoob:

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Originally posted by Daniel J*:
I wonder if shoving a banana up it helps or hinders.

i dunno but pile cream smelt like chocolate to me...was it meant to?

You're meant to apply it to your botty, not eat it!

oops

ahah no really, i never ate it :P just noticed the aroma

£25K a year and a fully financed Evo X. I'll start tomorrow and I'm conscientious

No references though

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Originally posted by carotino:
£25K a year and a fully financed Evo X. I'll start tomorrow and I'm conscientious

No references though

you have an Evo or want one? If you have one - helloooo x