My line manager has ordered requested that I become a fire martial but for various reasons I don't want to be.
The man I share an office with has suggested:
"I would like to but I am useless in a crisis"
And/ or
"I am not suited to the role as I have an uncontrollable urge for self-preservation when the sh*t hits the fan".
Although factually accurate I don't think I can use either (or both) of these as my line manager does not have a sense of humour.
Any suggestions?
The man I share an office with has suggested:
"I would like to but I am useless in a crisis"
And/ or
"I am not suited to the role as I have an uncontrollable urge for self-preservation when the sh*t hits the fan".
Although factually accurate I don't think I can use either (or both) of these as my line manager does not have a sense of humour.
Any suggestions?