Welcome home!
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America fried my brain box
It's all that junk food 
Reference:mummy maz
she's a lazy, horrible fat cow and thats putting it lightly!
I'm disappointed that you would say that. I seem to recall you not being very pleased with a similar text you had received and you got an awful lot of sympathy for being called fat off some other woman. Anyway, that aside. Welcome home, glad you had a nice holiday.
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I'm disappointed that you would say that. I seem to recall you not being very pleased with a similar text you had received and you got an awful lot of sympathy for being called fat off some other woman. Anyway, that aside. Welcome home, glad you had a nice holiday
yes you are right Towno!! I shouldnt have said that but for 2 weeks i'd been buliding up to some sort of blow out, honestly i can't even begin to tell you what i went through on that holiday with that woman!! Better i say it here than hurt her by saying it in a fit of rage is it not?
It is much better to say it here than upset her, that's for sure.
I know myself from experience how one person can ruin an otherwise perfect holiday. In fact my sister and brother haven't spoken for over two years since they fell out in Spain.... Actually now I think of it, it's MUCH better to share it here otherwise you might end up in a similar situation with your MIL 
welcome Back MM
Welcome home MM!Where's me pressie!Missed you!
Hiya Maz 
where's my postcard ?? 
. Pity the heifer spoiled it for you though - USA is a lovely Country and a lot of nice folks - did you get a good tan ?? Any white bits ?? .Good to have you back xxx
where's my postcard ?? . Pity the heifer spoiled it for you though - USA is a lovely Country and a lot of nice folks - did you get a good tan ?? Any white bits ?? .Good to have you back xxx 