So I was walking down the aisles tonight, minding my own business, when a pack of corona just fell clean off the shelf and landed in my basket
I could have been hurt!
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Blimey sweet - show the little devils - drink them all up!!
hahahaha Corona with a wedge of lemon rammed down it...
we are in the 90's
After a terrible shock like that, you need a wee drink.
okey dokey... its a Corona with a bit of citrus fruit rammed down it...
its still very 90's... and very very summery Summer
Lucky your trolley broke the booze's fall
That ALWAYS happens to me!! It's usually wine that falls in though but sheesh, 9 times out of 10 it happens!
That ALWAYS happens to me!! It's usually wine that falls in though but sheesh, 9 times out of 10 it happens!
Long live shoddy workmanship!
I seem to remember Richard Madeley claiming something similar - wasn't his bottles of champagne though?
Don't get cute!
okey dokey... its a Corona with a bit of citrus fruit rammed down it...
its still very 90's... and very very summery Summer
My well known after work drink: Pint of decent lager with a piece of 'fruit' (lime)..adjusts shoulder pads
Don't get cute!
Oooooo, I bet you do VD
Off/but slightly on topic: The one time in my whole bloody life I considered buying a premade curry sauce, I reached up to the top shelf, picked up the jar to take a look, accidentally dropped it and it hit the woman below me on the back of the head who was looking at poppodums or some such. She immediately flaked out..ambulance called..paramedics trying to revive her....off to hospital, I thought I'd bloody killed her
Oh and before anyone says it, (heard it before!)...no, it wasn't a korma!
Off/but slightly on topic: The one time in my whole bloody life I considered buying a premade curry sauce, I reached up to the top shelf, picked up the jar to take a look, accidentally dropped it and it hit the woman below me on the back of the head who was looking at poppodums or some such. She immediately flaked out..ambulance called..paramedics trying to revive her....off to hospital, I thought I'd bloody killed her
Did she contact you via the ad 'Have you had an accident that's not your fault?'
Phal..? They're lethal
The moral.
Don't go shopping with Supes.
The moral.
Don't go shopping with Supes.
Unless you're paying
Off/but slightly on topic: The one time in my whole bloody life I considered buying a premade curry sauce, I reached up to the top shelf, picked up the jar to take a look, accidentally dropped it and it hit the woman below me on the back of the head who was looking at poppodums or some such. She immediately flaked out..ambulance called..paramedics trying to revive her....off to hospital, I thought I'd bloody killed her
What a terrible curry-on!
sorry.
The moral.
Don't go shopping with Supes.
Unless you're paying
You'd be a bought woman before you knew it.
And I'm still sorry.
Love ya Supes.
Off/but slightly on topic: The one time in my whole bloody life I considered buying a premade curry sauce, I reached up to the top shelf, picked up the jar to take a look, accidentally dropped it and it hit the woman below me on the back of the head who was looking at poppodums or some such. She immediately flaked out..ambulance called..paramedics trying to revive her....off to hospital, I thought I'd bloody killed her
Did she contact you via the ad 'Have you had an accident that's not your fault?'
Sooz, I was completely traumatised, the blooming jar hit her smack on the back of her head with nearly a 6ft drop, (I was on tippytoes!)
The moral.
Don't go shopping with Supes.
Unless you're paying
You'd be a bought woman before you knew it.
And I'm still sorry.
Love ya Supes.
Oh shuddupp
Mmmmm, thinks what she'd like that costs loaddsssa money
Guess what? Nowt!
What a terrible curry-on!
sorry.
I see what you did there
Off/but slightly on topic: The one time in my whole bloody life I considered buying a premade curry sauce, I reached up to the top shelf, picked up the jar to take a look, accidentally dropped it and it hit the woman below me on the back of the head who was looking at poppodums or some such. She immediately flaked out..ambulance called..paramedics trying to revive her....off to hospital, I thought I'd bloody killed her
What a terrible curry-on!
sorry.
Got meself in a right pickle!
Seriously though, she could have been seriously injured. I would have went into a right melt-down. They'd have needed a clean up on aisle 3.
You shouldn't have bhajee'd her out of the way, norty Supes.
S'ok, I've got my coat on already..........
Seriously though, she could have been seriously injured. I would have went into a right melt-down. They'd have needed a clean up on aisle 3.
I know! I was sh****** myself without eating the bloody curry! I did ring the hospital 'though and she was apparently okay, (eventually!)
You shouldn't have bhajee'd her out of the way, norty Supes.
S'ok, I've got my coat on already..........
Nah, I just ran at top speed : go mango!
Haha!
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