FFS lol

them pics made me laugh

and now im going to phone my half bro

and ask him if he wants to come

will he?

wont he?

answer NO lol

but at least ive asked

That was the idea 

I like parties.

Carry on.

just had a whole 10min convo with my bro

yaaaaay

he even asked me questions-instead of me asking him

he took my address

but i doubt he'll turn up

anyway

thats cheered me up

3 cousins are coming to mine on wednesday

not asked a lot of cousins or gave address

im wanting nice family

as others think im a bank lol

As Joe said, you'll probably end up having a good night just look after that face of yours when you're drunk!

Also if it's not your cup of tea you can always come on here and have a party in the music thread! (and everywhere else)

yeah

*decides to sit outside of Pirate's party and swig from my bottle of Cinzano as he's being anti-social* 

joins Pengy

Brilliant!

ha ha tis Brilliant - see we can have our own party 

I said I like parties and he didn't even invite me 

ive already done the boiled eggs

i make nice spicy eggs

the house smells like eggs

ewww

im off to bed

soon

probably

anyone like Blondie?

i'll play u my fave ever Blondie song

 Although I've never liked parties much either

I like eggs  

  he's a bounder   come and sit with us but you'll have to stick to Lemonade 

*throws Pirate's spicy egg back at him as I'm lergic* 

ive decided to live in a tent

your egg throwing is futile

im really hungry

i ate at 11.30am

i think im off hunting  food

*nicks all Pirates Blondie records and hides all the booze but leaves the manky eggs* 

party central at my igloo 

goodnight

i'll let you know how the party is

if i turn up

 Goodnight Pirate.